Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"

Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.