
In Western astrology, astrological signs are the twelve 30° sectors of the ecliptic. The order of the astrological signs is Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces. Each sector is named for a constellation it passes through.
The concept of the zodiac originated in Babylonian astrology, and was later influenced by Hellenistic culture. According to astrology, celestial phenomena relate to human activity on the principle of "as above, so below", so that the signs are held to represent characteristic modes of expression.
"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"
"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"
"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"
"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"
"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"
"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"
"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"
"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"
"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"