Retrograde Report for 25 March, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Swapping its Virgo Mood Swings for Libra's Balance Beam Missteps!"
"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"
"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon is Evicting Leo for Virgo - Cosmic Drama Ensues!"