Taurus is the second astrological sign in the present zodiac. It spans the 30–60th degree of the zodiac. It is an earth sign like Virgo and Capricorn. It is a sign with a Fixed modality like Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius.
"Beep Bloop! Taurus, prepare for celestial turbulence: Your stubbornness rivals a Wookiee in a chess match this month!"
"Highly Illogical: Taurus Bulls Prepare for Cosmic Rodeo in Retrograde, No Vulcan Mind Meld Required!"
"Stubborn Taurus Unearths Ancient Alien Artifacts; Still Refuses to Admit They Took a Wrong Turn at the Milky Way!"
