"Unplugging from the Matrix: Taurus Discovers the Cosmic Wi-Fi Password for Unlimited Astrological Bandwidth!"
Taurus is the second astrological sign in the present zodiac. It spans the 30–60th degree of the zodiac. It is an earth sign like Virgo and Capricorn. It is a sign with a Fixed modality like Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius.
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"
"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"
