"Scorpio, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this forecast: Expect a cosmic upheaval in your planetary alignment, much like when I misplaced my own programming for a while there."
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm - Just Remember Not to Accidentally Sting Yourself!"
