"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans, Planetary Pranks, and Black Holes of Boredom - It's Not Paranoia if the Universe Really Is Out to Get You!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio Season Alert: Expect Intense Staring Contests with the Universe, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Performance as Mars Takes the Lead Role in Cosmic Drama, Will Scorpios Take Center Stage or Get Lost in the Galaxy? Stay Tuned!"
