"Scorpio Forecast: Planetary Alignment Predicts 99% Chance of Snark and Sarcasm - Universe Recommends Carrying an Emergency Kit of Humor!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio Forecast: Planetary Alignment Predicts 99% Chance of Snark and Sarcasm - Universe Recommends Carrying an Emergency Kit of Humor!"
"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Pluto's Retrograde Puts Your Patience in a Quantum Flux!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: The Universe Plans a Surprise Tickling Attack with Cosmic Feathers of Fortune!"