Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpios, prepare for interstellar chaos! Mars is in retrograde, or as I like to call it, doing the cosmic cha-cha! Expect existential contemplation, Klingon-like determination, and a sudden interest in quantum physics. No, you're not becoming a Vulcan, just a very curious Scorpion!"
"Scorpios Beware: Mercury’s in Retrograde and it's Having a Worse Day than When You Can't Find Your Favorite Turtleneck!"
"Scorpio Horoscope Alert: Someone Get the Sting-Aid Ready, It's About to Get Cosmic in the Courthouse!"
"Scorpio: Beware of Mars Retrograde - It's More Stubborn than a Quantum Entangled Photon with an Attitude!"