"Red Planet Swaps Bullish Routines for Witty Banter: Mars Pulls a RoboCop and Shifts from Taurus to Gemini!"
"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"
"Mars Ditches Capricorn for Aquarius: From Mountain Goat to Water-Bearer, It's Not You, It's Your Sign!"
"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"
