"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting from the Scorpionic Dark Side to Sagittarius's Party Central!"

"Strap in, Space Cowboys: The Moon's Slipping from Libra's Scales to Scorpio's Stinger - It's About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

"Great Lunar Shift, Batman! The Moon's Ditching Virgo for Libra: Expect a Cosmic Balancing Act...or Maybe Just More Indecisiveness!"

"Moody Moon Terminates Virgo Vacation, Leaps into Libra's Lap: Resistance is Futile!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Earthlings: The Moon is Ditching Leo for Virgo in a Galactic Game of Musical Chairs!"

"E.T. Phone Home: The Moon Ditches Hermit Crab Cancer for Party Lion Leo. Extra-Terrestrial Disco, Anyone?"

"Breaking News: Moon Ditches Its Crabby Pants for a Fiery Lion's Mane, Exclaims 'I'm Just Not a Cancer Anymore!'"

"Venus Swaps Her Sagittarius Party Hat for Capricorn's Spreadsheet: Get Ready for Some Serious Cosmic Accounting!"

"Venus Ditches the Sagittarius Party for a Capricorn Work Conference: Expect Less Wild Dancing and More Spreadsheets!"

"Judge Dredd Prepares for Emotional Rollercoaster as Moon Jumps Bail from Gemini and Seeks Asylum in Cancer!"

"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon Packs Up from Pisces, Boarding the Aries Express - Expect Cosmic Feathers to Be Ruffled!"