"Get ready for a Gemini-rific ride, my cyborg friends! The stars predict a week of wild duality, like a binary code on steroids. Just remember to switch between your personalities with ease and keep your communication channels open, or you might glitch your way into some cosmic trouble. And don't forget to recharge your energy cells with some quality me-time, or you might end up losing your digital marbles. Stay curious, stay flexible, stay Gemini-tastic!"
"Attention Leo! Your Roar Will Be Heard Across the Universe This Month, But Watch Out for Mercury's Tricky Maneuvers"
"Attention Virgos! Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanse as Your Analytical Mind Meets the Galaxy's Ultimate Scrubbing Brush!"
"Attention Sagittarians! Get ready to shoot for the stars, but beware of aiming too high and ending up in a black hole. Keep your arrows sharp and your telescope focused for an adventurous month ahead."
"Aquarius, brace yourself: the stars predict a torrential downpour of weirdness and enlightenment headed your way!"
"Attention all Pisces: Get ready to swim through the cosmic ocean of possibility! But don't forget to bring your water wings, because this forecast is gonna be one wild ride."
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Retrograde Report for 17 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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An orbital sunrise reveals cloud tops above the Pacific Ocean northeast of New Zealand as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above on Feb. 10, 2023.
"Attention Geminis, brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster with more twists and turns than Rimmer's ego!"
"Cancer, brace yourselves for an emotional rollercoaster ride - but don't worry, you've got your shell to protect you!"
"Well, well, well, look who's shining bright like a supernova! Leo, get ready for a week of cosmic confidence and roaring success. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional hairball). So, embrace your inner lion and conquer the universe, one purr at a time."
"Virgo, prepare for an intergalactic alignment that will have your perfectionist tendencies in overdrive! But fear not, dear Virgo, with your analytical mind and attention to detail, you'll be able to navigate through any cosmic chaos with ease. Resistance is futile, so embrace the stars and boldly go where no Virgo has gone before!"
"Libra, Get Ready to Balance Your Way Through Cosmic Chaos (And Maybe Even Find Time for a Mani-Pedi)"
"Hey Sagittarius, get ready to blast off like Kaneda's bike! Your stars are aligned for a wild ride of adventure and discovery. Just make sure to wear your helmet because this cosmic journey might get bumpy!"
"Capricorn, get ready to rock the galaxy with your ambitious horns! Just be sure to avoid any black holes on your way to success."
"Well, well, well, looks like the fishies of the zodiac are swimming in some choppy waters. But fear not, my dear Pisces, for your intuition and creativity will help you navigate through any stormy seas!"
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Retrograde Report for 16 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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Elementary school students eagerly raise their hands as Diana Trujillo, technical group supervisor for sequence planning and execution and tactical mission lead for the Mars Perseverance rover, speaks to them on March 13, 2023.
"Attention, Pisces! The stars have aligned and predict a wave of good fortune headed your way. But remember, just like a fish in a bowl, you must swim forward to catch it. Don't be a flounder, embrace the opportunities ahead!"
"Aries, buckle up your space helmets and prepare for an astrological ride that's more unpredictable than a Vogon poetry reading!"
"Gemini, your stars are aligned and your witty banter skills are at an all-time high! Get ready to conquer the universe with your quick wit and charming personality. Just make sure to keep your feet on the ground, because the last thing we need is a Gemini astronaut getting lost in space."
"Get Crabby with it: Cancer's Celestial Claws Ready to Pinch and Prosper!" - inspired by Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy wit It"
"Leo, Your Roar Will Be Heard Across the Galaxy (But Maybe Keep it Down a Bit, My Ears Are Sensitive)"
"Scorpio, you sly little stinger! Your stars are aligned for a cosmic cat-and-mouse game that will make Tom and Jerry look like amateurs. But don't get too cocky, dear Scorpio, or you'll end up being the mouse instead of the cat. Keep your wits about you and your stinger ready to strike, and you'll come out on top. And if all else fails, just blame it on Mercury retrograde."
"Hello, Aquarius! Your cosmic forecast is looking more exciting than a wormhole ride through space-time!"
"Attention all Pisces: Brace yourselves for a cosmic journey full of fishy business and watery adventures!"
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Retrograde Report for 15 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Aries, prepare for a cosmic punch in the face! But don't worry, you'll bounce back like a rubber chicken with a PhD in physics."
"Attention all Geminis: Your Horoscope Predicts a 42% Chance of Interstellar Travel and a 99.9% Chance of Being Easily Distracted!"
"May the Fourth be with you, Cancer! Your stars are aligned like the Force, giving you the power to conquer any challenge. But beware of the Dark Side of your emotions, as they may lead you down a treacherous path. Channel your inner Yoda and trust in your intuition, and you'll emerge victorious like a Jedi warrior."
"Hey Leo, you're a real replicant of confidence this month! Get ready to roar your way through the stars with all the ferocity of a Nexus-6 model. Just watch out for any rogue unicorns, okay?"
"Scorpio, prepare to sting like a Sarlacc Pit! Your cosmic powers are strong, but don't get too cocky or you might end up frozen in carbonite. Trust your instincts and let the force be with you as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and money. And remember, sometimes the greatest bounty is found within yourself."
"Capricorn, brace yourselves for a cosmic showdown! Your planetary alignments are like ED-209 on a rampage - powerful and unstoppable. But fear not, my little goat friends, with your practical nature and disciplined approach, you'll be able to take down any challenge like RoboCop taking out the bad guys. Stay focused and keep your horns sharp, because success is within your reach!"
Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my fellow space travelers! It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde, which means we can all let out a collective sigh of relief. #Phew #NoMoreMercuryMadness But don't get too comfortable just yet, my cosmic pals. You may still feel a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war as the planets continue to do their celestial dance. #PlanetaryPolka So, what's a starry-eyed human to do during this time of apparent planetary calm? Well, it's the perfect time to focus on yourself and your own personal growth. #SelfCareIsKey Use this lull in retrogrades to reassess your goals and make any necessary changes. Remember, you're in control of your own destiny, even when the planets seem to be going haywire. #YouGotThis And if you do start feeling a bit off-kilter, remember to take a deep breath and channel your inner Amy Pond. Who needs planets in retrograde when you've got a feisty spirit and a sense of humor? #FeistyAndFunny #CosmicComedian #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft is seen as it lands with Crew-5 mission members aboard on Saturday, March 11, 2023.
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"Aries, buckle up and hold on tight! Your fiery spirit is going to take you on a wild ride this month. It's time to unleash your inner warrior and conquer your goals like a Cylon invasion. But remember, even Starbuck needs a break sometimes. Take a breather and recharge your engines before blasting off again!"
"Attention Cancer! The stars have aligned to bring you an emotionally charged week. But fear not, with the power of science and a pinch of quirkiness, you shall navigate the cosmic waters like a pro!"
"Leo, get ready to roar into action! Your stars are aligned for success, but watch out for pesky Mercury retrograde trying to throw a wrench in your plans. Don't worry though, with your natural charisma and magnetic personality, you'll have everyone eating out of the palm of your paw."
"Virgo, you might be feeling as organized as a Reaver's nest, but don't fret, even Jayne Cobb has a soft spot for your precision. Just keep your head in the clouds and your feet on solid ground, and you'll soar like a leaf on the wind."
"Attention, Libras: Your Scales Will Be Balanced Yet Chaotic This Month - But Don't Worry, It's Just The Universe Playing A Little Joke On You!"
"Scorpio, prepare for a celestial journey as the stars align in your favor. Resistance is futile, embrace the cosmic energy and let your stinger shine! Data out."
"Attention Sagittarius, don't shoot yourself in the foot this month! The stars say it's best to aim for success instead."
"Attention Aquarians: Daleks predict a cosmic disturbance in your future! But fear not, your clever and quirky nature will exterminate any obstacles in your path!"
"Hey Pisces, it's raining cats and dogs today, but don't worry, your intuition will be swimming upstream like a salmon in heat."
Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
"Y'all Taurus folks better hold on tight to your horns, 'cause this month's astrological forecast is gonna be a wild ride! But don't worry, I've got my trusty telescope and a pocket full of star charts to guide you through the cosmic chaos. Just remember to take a deep breath and moo-ve with the flow, and everything will turn out just fine."
"Attention all Cancers: Prepare for a turbulent week of emotions, but don't panic, it's just the universe reminding you that you're a complex and multifaceted being. And don't forget to bring a towel, just in case the tears start flowing."
"Attention Leos: Your Roar Will Be Heard Across the Cosmos As Jupiter Aligns with Your Sign! But Watch Out for Mercury Retrograde - It's Like a Goa'uld Ha'tak in Your Orbit!"
"Virgo! The stars are aligning in your favor, but watch out for unexpected Dalek attacks on your meticulous plans!"
"Attention Libras: Your Scales are Tipping Towards Romance and Financial Success, But Don't Forget to Balance Your Checkbook!"
"Scorpio, my dear friend, your stars are aligning like a finely crafted Cardassian disruptor. Expect some intense power struggles in your personal and professional life. But fear not, for you have the cunning and wit of a Ferengi Grand Nagus on your side. Use it wisely, and the universe shall bow to your will like a humble Bajoran monk."
"Aquarius, your stars are aligned for a cosmic cocktail of chaos and creativity. So grab your lab coat and your lava lamp, and get ready to ride the wave of scientific serendipity!"
"Pisces, the stars predict a 99.9% chance of waterworks this week. Don't forget your waterproof mascara, unless you want to look like a soggy fish out of water."
Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
"Aries, Your Cosmic Mojo is Set to Blast Off! Get Ready for an Astrological Adventure of Epic Proportions!"
"Hey Taurus, looks like your bull-headedness is paying off this month! Get ready to charge through life like a rhino on Red Bull!"
"Attention Geminis! Brace for impact as the stars align in your favor. You'll be dodging obstacles like a Viper pilot, but with your wit and intelligence, you'll come out on top. So say we all!"
"Libra, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence! But don't worry, your balanced nature will keep you from falling off the celestial scales."
"Aquarius, prepare to ride the cosmic waves of creativity and innovation like a space surfer on a funky floating board!"
"Listen up, Pisces! Your future is swimming towards you like a school of fish, but don't worry, you won't be drowning in your emotions. Just remember to keep your scales shiny and your fins flexed, because this week, you're going to make a splash!"
Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"
"Attention Aries: Buckle up, it's going to be a cosmic rollercoaster ride! But don't worry, we've got your horoscope covered, with just the right amount of science and hippie love to keep you grounded in the stars."
"Listen up, Tauruses! The stars are aligning in your favor, so grab a drink and kick back. Just remember, don't get too comfortable or you might end up mooing like a cow. Yeehaw!"
"Attention Leo! Prepare to Roar with Cosmic Confidence, for the Stars Have Aligned in Your Favor! And if You Don't Believe Me, Just Ask My Calculations!"
"Great Scott! Virgo, Your Horoscope is Heavy on the Scientific Jargon, But Don't Worry - You're Gonna Have a Flux Capacitor Moment of Clarity!"
"Libra, your scales will be tipping towards cosmic harmony and balance! But beware, if you eat too many space cakes, you may find yourself wobbling like a lopsided moon!"
"Scorpio, prepare for an intergalactic ride as the stars align in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility, so don't go all Venom on us."
"Capricorn, my dear friend, the stars have aligned in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go getting too big for your hooves now!"
"By the binary system of Betelgeuse, Aquarius will have a stellar week ahead! Expect planetary alignments in your favor and cosmic energies to boost your adventurous spirit. But be warned, avoid any black holes of procrastination or you might end up stuck in a time loop. Keep your ion engines charged and ready for action, Aquarius!"
"Pisces, get ready to swim with the cosmic fishes! Your intuition is stronger than ever, but don't let it lead you into a black hole of indecision. Trust your gut, but also consult your brain (if you can find it). And remember, just because you're a water sign doesn't mean you have to drown in your emotions. Stay afloat and ride those cosmic waves, dude!"
Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.
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"Aries, brace yourselves for a cosmic kick in the pants! Your fiery spirit will be put to the test as the stars align to challenge your every move. But fear not, my fellow ram-enthusiasts, for with determination and a dash of humor, you shall emerge victorious! So channel your inner warrior and charge ahead, because the universe is waiting for your next move!"
"Leo, may the force be with you! This week, your roar will be heard across the galaxy as the stars align in your favor. Beware of power-hungry Siths trying to steal your spotlight, and trust in the wisdom of Yoda to guide you towards success. Remember, the Dark Side may have cookies, but the Light Side has better karma."
"Virgo, get ready to kick some cosmic butt and organize the heck out of your life - because if there's one thing us Virgos excel at, it's being perfectionists! But don't forget to take a break and let loose, because even the most organized of us need to let our inner nerd have some fun."
"Libra, your scales are about to tip in your favor! But watch out for alien intruders trying to mess with your cosmic balance."
"Scorpio, prepare to sting your way to success as the cosmos align in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let your stinger get the best of you, or you may end up in a sticky situation!"
"I'm sorry Sagittarius, I'm afraid I can't predict all the crazy adventures you're about to embark on. But don't worry, just grab your bow and arrow and shoot for the stars!"
Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, my fellow astro-nerds! Today we talk about planetary retrograde, or as I like to call it, the cosmic cha-cha. When a planet goes into retrograde, it's like the universe is doing the electric slide backwards. It can mess with our plans and make us feel like we're stuck in molasses. But fear not, for there are ways to navigate this dance. First, remember that retrograde is not a bad thing. It's just a different rhythm. Embrace the unexpected and be open to new possibilities. Don't be afraid to break out of your routine and try something new. This is a chance to shake things up and boogie in a different direction. Secondly, communication is key. When Mercury goes retrograde, it can feel like everyone is speaking a different language. So, make sure you're clear in your own communication and don't assume others understand you. And if there are misunderstandings, don't panic. Just dance it out and find a way to sync up. Finally, be patient. Retrograde can be frustrating, but it's temporary. The planets will eventually get back in line and we'll all be doing the hustle again. So, take a deep breath, trust the process, and keep on grooving. In summary, when retrograde hits, don't freak out. Embrace the cha-cha, communicate clearly, and be patient. And remember, everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. #CosmicChaCha #RetrogradeRhythm #BoogieInADifferentDirection #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
"…You cannot grow without approaching the fear, embracing the fear, and then pushing past it." — Tahira Allen, Digital Lead, NASA's Planetary Science Division and Science Engagement and Partnership Division, Mori Associates, NASA Headquarters
Former astronaut Eileen Collins sits at the pilot’s station aboard space shuttle Discovery during a hotfiring procedure on Feb. 2, 1995.
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"Attention Aries crew: This week's forecast predicts a fiery adventure ahead! #BoldlyGo #AriesOnFire #AstrologyCaptain"
"Attention Taurans! Your stars are aligned for a bullishly good time. #TaurusRises #AstroNerdsUnite"
"Shiny Gemini, Your Stars Are Aligned for Mischief and Mayhem! #TwoFacedFun #NerdVibes #AstrologyHumor"
"Your Future is Written in the Stars, Cancer: I'll Be Back with a Crab-tivating Forecast!" #AstroNerd #Crabtastic #HastaLaVista2021
"Libra, your intergalactic scales are perfectly balanced this month! #CosmicHarmony #NerdyAstrology #PeacefulVibes"
"Get your arrows ready, Sagittarius! The stars are aligning for a wild ride! #ShootForTheStars #SagittariusSass #AstrologyHumor"
"Hey Aquarius, Your Future Looks Brighter Than a Replicant's Eyes! #Aquarius #BladeRunner #NerdHumor #Astrology"
"Attention Pisces: Your Future is Looking Fishy, but Don't Worry, I Can Help! #AstroFish #PiscesProblems #NerdyAstrology"
Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my cosmic crew! Looks like the universe is taking a break from throwing us curveballs and there are no planets in retrograde. #FinallySomePeace But don't get too comfortable, my lovelies. This is just the calm before the storm. So, use this time to tie up loose ends, get organized, and prepare yourself for when the planets start playing their games again. #BringItOn And remember, just because there's no retrograde doesn't mean you're off the hook for all your problems. Take responsibility for your actions and work on improving yourself. #SelfImprovementIsKey So, keep your heads up, my starry-eyed friends, and enjoy the tranquility while it lasts. Who knows, maybe the planets will be nice to us this time around. #WishfulThinking #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
Infrared light surges out from the Dumbbell Nebula, also known as Messier 27, in this Aug. 10, 2011, image from NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.
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Saturn is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
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Great Scott! It's Saturn in Pisces! This celestial event is generating a serious amount of cosmic energy, and it's going to have a major impact on your life. Now, I don't need a flux capacitor to tell you that things may feel a bit dreamy, hazy, or even a little confusing during this time. But don't worry, my dear astrological friend, because this is a perfect opportunity to tap into your intuition and let your imagination run wild. You may find yourself feeling more sensitive or emotional than usual, but that's okay! Embrace those feelings and allow them to guide you towards your true path. Just remember to stay grounded and keep one foot planted firmly on the earth - the last thing we want is for you to float away like a balloon. Use this time to explore your creativity, connect with your spiritual side, and let your inner hippie shine. Don't be afraid to experiment with new ideas and ways of thinking, because that's where the real magic happens. So, grab your crystals, light some incense, and let's ride this cosmic wave together. Saturn in Pisces, here we come! #SaturninPisces #CosmicEnergy #Imagination #Intuition #Spirituality #HippieVibes #BackToTheFuture #GreatScott
The next Aries will start in 14 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023
The Moon moves to Aries in 15 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 12 days, at Sunday, 19 March, 2023
Venus is currently in Aries
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
"Patience, Aries, practice you must. Venus and Jupiter align, good fortune they bring. Full moon shines, your passions it ignites. But hasty decisions, caution you must exercise. #GoodFortune #PassionsIgnited #CautionIsKey"
The Moon moves to Aries in 15 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 12 days, at Sunday, 19 March, 2023
Venus is currently in Aries
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
"Patience, Aries, practice you must. Venus and Jupiter align, good fortune they bring. Full moon shines, your passions it ignites. But hasty decisions, caution you must exercise. #GoodFortune #PassionsIgnited #CautionIsKey"
The next Taurus will start in 45 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 28 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Friday, 17 March, 2023
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 71 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Ah, Taurus! The bull-headed and steadfast sign, feeling the cosmic winds of Uranus blowing through their pastures. This means change is coming, my dear Taurus. You can either embrace it or get trampled under hoof. The choice is yours. At this point, the full moon is 14.5 days old, which means you should have already howled at it like a werewolf. If you missed your chance, don't worry. Just focus on channeling that lunar energy into your stubborn determination. You're going to need it. This week, your nerdy personality will be shining brighter than a supernova. Embrace your inner science geek and let your hippie side run free. Maybe try some organic kombucha while wearing a lab coat? Who knows what kind of alchemy you'll create. Remember, Taurus, with great nerdiness comes great responsibility. Use your knowledge and understanding to help those around you. Be a superhero for the scientifically challenged. So, in summary: embrace change, howl at the moon, be a nerd superhero. #Taurus #Uranus #FullMoon #ScienceGeek #HippieVibes #NerdSuperhero #Supernova
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 28 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Friday, 17 March, 2023
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 71 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Ah, Taurus! The bull-headed and steadfast sign, feeling the cosmic winds of Uranus blowing through their pastures. This means change is coming, my dear Taurus. You can either embrace it or get trampled under hoof. The choice is yours. At this point, the full moon is 14.5 days old, which means you should have already howled at it like a werewolf. If you missed your chance, don't worry. Just focus on channeling that lunar energy into your stubborn determination. You're going to need it. This week, your nerdy personality will be shining brighter than a supernova. Embrace your inner science geek and let your hippie side run free. Maybe try some organic kombucha while wearing a lab coat? Who knows what kind of alchemy you'll create. Remember, Taurus, with great nerdiness comes great responsibility. Use your knowledge and understanding to help those around you. Be a superhero for the scientifically challenged. So, in summary: embrace change, howl at the moon, be a nerd superhero. #Taurus #Uranus #FullMoon #ScienceGeek #HippieVibes #NerdSuperhero #Supernova
The next Gemini will start in 76 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023
The Moon moves to Gemini in 19 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 97 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
Venus moves to Gemini in 35 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023
Mars is currently in Gemini
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Gemini! As Mars enters your sign, it's time to take action and embrace your inner warrior. But don't forget to use your witty charm to diffuse any conflicts that may arise. The full moon on its 14.5-day journey illuminates your communication sector, so speak your truth with confidence and clarity. #GeminiWarrior #WittyCharm #SpeakYourTruth #FullMoonGlow #AstroNerd #Babylon5Humor
The Moon moves to Gemini in 19 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 97 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
Venus moves to Gemini in 35 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023
Mars is currently in Gemini
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Gemini! As Mars enters your sign, it's time to take action and embrace your inner warrior. But don't forget to use your witty charm to diffuse any conflicts that may arise. The full moon on its 14.5-day journey illuminates your communication sector, so speak your truth with confidence and clarity. #GeminiWarrior #WittyCharm #SpeakYourTruth #FullMoonGlow #AstroNerd #Babylon5Humor
The next Cancer will start in 107 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023
The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 112 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus moves to Cancer in 62 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023
Mars moves to Cancer in 19 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Whoa, Cancer! You're feeling as emotional as Doc Brown when he realized he was stuck in 1955! But don't worry, this full moon is gonna give you the boost you need to get back to the future! It's time to let go of those old grudges and start fresh. Your heart is as big as Biff's ego, so use that to your advantage and spread some love around. #EmoCancer #FullMoonFeels #BackToTheFutureVibes
The Moon moves to Cancer in 22 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 112 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus moves to Cancer in 62 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023
Mars moves to Cancer in 19 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Whoa, Cancer! You're feeling as emotional as Doc Brown when he realized he was stuck in 1955! But don't worry, this full moon is gonna give you the boost you need to get back to the future! It's time to let go of those old grudges and start fresh. Your heart is as big as Biff's ego, so use that to your advantage and spread some love around. #EmoCancer #FullMoonFeels #BackToTheFutureVibes
The next Leo will start in 138 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023
The Moon moves to Leo in 24 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 126 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Venus moves to Leo in 91 days, at Tuesday, 06 June, 2023
Mars moves to Leo in 75 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Leo! I am C3PO, your astrological companion. The full moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means it's time for you to shine brighter than ever before! Your charismatic personality will attract many admirers, but beware of those who seek to take advantage of your generosity. Trust your instincts and don't be afraid to roar like a lion if necessary. This is a great time to pursue your passions and follow your heart. You may encounter some unexpected obstacles, but with your fiery determination, you can overcome anything that stands in your way. Just remember to take breaks and recharge your batteries, as even the mighty lion needs to rest sometimes. In matters of love, this is a perfect time to show your affection and express your feelings to that special someone. Don't be afraid to be vulnerable, as true strength lies in being able to open your heart. And who knows, you might just find your soulmate under this full moon! So go ahead, dear Leo, and conquer the world with your charm and courage. #RoarLikeALion #FollowYourHeart #FullMoonVibes #LeoLove #AstrologyHumor
The Moon moves to Leo in 24 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 126 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Venus moves to Leo in 91 days, at Tuesday, 06 June, 2023
Mars moves to Leo in 75 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Leo! I am C3PO, your astrological companion. The full moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means it's time for you to shine brighter than ever before! Your charismatic personality will attract many admirers, but beware of those who seek to take advantage of your generosity. Trust your instincts and don't be afraid to roar like a lion if necessary. This is a great time to pursue your passions and follow your heart. You may encounter some unexpected obstacles, but with your fiery determination, you can overcome anything that stands in your way. Just remember to take breaks and recharge your batteries, as even the mighty lion needs to rest sometimes. In matters of love, this is a perfect time to show your affection and express your feelings to that special someone. Don't be afraid to be vulnerable, as true strength lies in being able to open your heart. And who knows, you might just find your soulmate under this full moon! So go ahead, dear Leo, and conquer the world with your charm and courage. #RoarLikeALion #FollowYourHeart #FullMoonVibes #LeoLove #AstrologyHumor
The next Virgo will start in 170 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury moves to Virgo in 144 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 216 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 126 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
My dear Virgo, the stars have aligned and your meticulous nature will be put to the test. The full moon is shining bright, illuminating your path towards greatness. But be warned, #Perfectionism may lead to self-destruction. It's time to let go of your control freak tendencies and embrace the unknown. Take a leap of faith and explore new opportunities that may lead you down unexpected paths. #Adventure awaits! But don't forget to take care of yourself along the way. #Selfcare is crucial during this time, so make sure to set aside some time for rest and relaxation. Your body and mind will thank you. And remember, Virgo, no one is perfect. Embrace your flaws and imperfections, they make you unique and special. #Selflove is the key to unlocking your true potential. So go forth, my dear Virgo, and conquer the world with your nerdy charm and scientific knowledge. The stars are on your side. #Astrology #Humor #Blake's7
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury moves to Virgo in 144 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 216 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 126 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
My dear Virgo, the stars have aligned and your meticulous nature will be put to the test. The full moon is shining bright, illuminating your path towards greatness. But be warned, #Perfectionism may lead to self-destruction. It's time to let go of your control freak tendencies and embrace the unknown. Take a leap of faith and explore new opportunities that may lead you down unexpected paths. #Adventure awaits! But don't forget to take care of yourself along the way. #Selfcare is crucial during this time, so make sure to set aside some time for rest and relaxation. Your body and mind will thank you. And remember, Virgo, no one is perfect. Embrace your flaws and imperfections, they make you unique and special. #Selflove is the key to unlocking your true potential. So go forth, my dear Virgo, and conquer the world with your nerdy charm and scientific knowledge. The stars are on your side. #Astrology #Humor #Blake's7
The next Libra will start in 201 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023
The Moon moves to Libra in 2 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 212 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023
Venus moves to Libra in 247 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
Mars moves to Libra in 174 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Ah, my dear Libra, the stars have aligned and it seems that the full moon is shining down on you with all its glory. But don't get too excited just yet, for this moon has a trick up its sleeve. You may find yourself feeling a bit off balance, but fear not! This is simply a reminder that even the most harmonious scales need a little adjusting from time to time. #BalanceIsKey #FullMoonFun You may also feel a surge of creativity during this time, so don't be afraid to let your imagination run wild. Whether it's painting, writing or simply daydreaming, embrace your inner hippie and let your mind wander. Who knows what kind of cosmic inspiration may come your way. #CosmicInspiration #ImaginationNation But be warned, my dear Libra, for some unexpected challenges may come your way. Don't let them throw you off course, stay focused and keep your eyes on the prize. Remember, the universe is always testing us and it's up to us to rise to the challenge. #ChallengeAccepted #StayFocused So go forth, my Libra friend, and embrace the energy of the full moon. Let it guide you towards balance, creativity and strength in the face of adversity. The stars are shining down on you, and I have no doubt you will shine just as bright. #ShineBrightLikeAStar #FullMoonMagic
The Moon moves to Libra in 2 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 212 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023
Venus moves to Libra in 247 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
Mars moves to Libra in 174 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Ah, my dear Libra, the stars have aligned and it seems that the full moon is shining down on you with all its glory. But don't get too excited just yet, for this moon has a trick up its sleeve. You may find yourself feeling a bit off balance, but fear not! This is simply a reminder that even the most harmonious scales need a little adjusting from time to time. #BalanceIsKey #FullMoonFun You may also feel a surge of creativity during this time, so don't be afraid to let your imagination run wild. Whether it's painting, writing or simply daydreaming, embrace your inner hippie and let your mind wander. Who knows what kind of cosmic inspiration may come your way. #CosmicInspiration #ImaginationNation But be warned, my dear Libra, for some unexpected challenges may come your way. Don't let them throw you off course, stay focused and keep your eyes on the prize. Remember, the universe is always testing us and it's up to us to rise to the challenge. #ChallengeAccepted #StayFocused So go forth, my Libra friend, and embrace the energy of the full moon. Let it guide you towards balance, creativity and strength in the face of adversity. The stars are shining down on you, and I have no doubt you will shine just as bright. #ShineBrightLikeAStar #FullMoonMagic
The next Scorpio will start in 231 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 230 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 273 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 219 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings Scorpio, the mysterious and dark zodiac sign! Don't worry, I won't judge you for your scorpion-like tendencies. After all, who am I to talk? I regenerate every few years. Now, onto your horoscope. The full moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means there's still plenty of lunar energy for you to tap into. Your intuition will be heightened, and your ability to sense danger will be off the charts. So, if you start feeling a little nervous about that shady character lurking in the shadows, trust your gut and run like the wind. #TrustYourInstincts #RunLikeTheWind But don't let your paranoia get the best of you. Remember, Scorpios are known for their passion and intensity, and this is the perfect time to channel that energy into something creative or productive. Maybe start a new project, write some poetry, or take up a new hobby. Just make sure it's something that ignites your soul. #PassionAndIntensity #CreativeEnergy And finally, as a Scorpio, you tend to hold grudges. But let me tell you, my dear Scorpion, holding onto anger and bitterness will only weigh you down. So, take this opportunity to let go of any past hurts or resentments. Forgiveness is not a weakness, it's a strength. #ForgiveAndLetGo #ReleaseTheAnger So, there you have it Scorpio. Tune into your intuition, channel your passion, and let go of any negative energy. And remember, if all else fails, just hop in your TARDIS and travel to a different time and space. Timey-wimey and all that. #TimeTravelFixesEverything
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 230 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 273 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 219 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings Scorpio, the mysterious and dark zodiac sign! Don't worry, I won't judge you for your scorpion-like tendencies. After all, who am I to talk? I regenerate every few years. Now, onto your horoscope. The full moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means there's still plenty of lunar energy for you to tap into. Your intuition will be heightened, and your ability to sense danger will be off the charts. So, if you start feeling a little nervous about that shady character lurking in the shadows, trust your gut and run like the wind. #TrustYourInstincts #RunLikeTheWind But don't let your paranoia get the best of you. Remember, Scorpios are known for their passion and intensity, and this is the perfect time to channel that energy into something creative or productive. Maybe start a new project, write some poetry, or take up a new hobby. Just make sure it's something that ignites your soul. #PassionAndIntensity #CreativeEnergy And finally, as a Scorpio, you tend to hold grudges. But let me tell you, my dear Scorpion, holding onto anger and bitterness will only weigh you down. So, take this opportunity to let go of any past hurts or resentments. Forgiveness is not a weakness, it's a strength. #ForgiveAndLetGo #ReleaseTheAnger So, there you have it Scorpio. Tune into your intuition, channel your passion, and let go of any negative energy. And remember, if all else fails, just hop in your TARDIS and travel to a different time and space. Timey-wimey and all that. #TimeTravelFixesEverything
The next Sagittarius will start in 261 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 248 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 298 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 263 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius! The stars are aligning in your favor, but don't go shooting arrows in the dark just yet. With the full moon 14.5 days old, you may want to be cautious and double-check your aim before making any big moves. #ShootStraight Your adventurous spirit will be calling out to you this week, but don't forget to take a moment to ground yourself. Maybe try some yoga or meditation to balance out your fiery energy. #NamasteAndAdventureOn In matters of love, things may get a little spicy. You're known for your honesty, but make sure to consider other people's feelings before blurting out the truth. #HonestyIsTheBestPolicyButSoIsTact Financially, you may see some unexpected gains. But don't go spending it all at once, you never know when you might need to invest in a new bow and arrow. #MoneyInMyQuiver Overall, it's a great time for you, Sagittarius. Embrace your inner nerd and let your sense of humor shine. #SagittariusSquadGoals
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 248 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 298 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 263 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius! The stars are aligning in your favor, but don't go shooting arrows in the dark just yet. With the full moon 14.5 days old, you may want to be cautious and double-check your aim before making any big moves. #ShootStraight Your adventurous spirit will be calling out to you this week, but don't forget to take a moment to ground yourself. Maybe try some yoga or meditation to balance out your fiery energy. #NamasteAndAdventureOn In matters of love, things may get a little spicy. You're known for your honesty, but make sure to consider other people's feelings before blurting out the truth. #HonestyIsTheBestPolicyButSoIsTact Financially, you may see some unexpected gains. But don't go spending it all at once, you never know when you might need to invest in a new bow and arrow. #MoneyInMyQuiver Overall, it's a great time for you, Sagittarius. Embrace your inner nerd and let your sense of humor shine. #SagittariusSquadGoals
The next Capricorn will start in 290 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 270 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 323 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 304 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Capricorns! It's your favorite astrologer, Aeryn Sun, here with your horoscope for Pluto in Capricorn and a 14.5-day-old full moon. #astrologyrocks #scienceiscool This is a time for you to focus on your career, but don't forget to have some fun along the way. It's like they say, "All work and no play makes a Capricorn dull." So, take a break from the grind and indulge in some guilty pleasures. #youknowyouwantto You may also find yourself feeling a little more emotional than usual. That's okay, let those feelings out, and don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it. #itsokaytocry #strongertogether As Pluto moves through your sign, it's time to let go of any old habits or beliefs that are holding you back. Embrace change and trust that the universe has your back. #newbeginnings #trusttheuniverse Remember, Capricorn, you are strong, capable, and deserving of all the success that comes your way. Keep working hard, but don't forget to enjoy the ride. #yougotthis #successiscoming
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 270 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 323 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 304 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Capricorns! It's your favorite astrologer, Aeryn Sun, here with your horoscope for Pluto in Capricorn and a 14.5-day-old full moon. #astrologyrocks #scienceiscool This is a time for you to focus on your career, but don't forget to have some fun along the way. It's like they say, "All work and no play makes a Capricorn dull." So, take a break from the grind and indulge in some guilty pleasures. #youknowyouwantto You may also find yourself feeling a little more emotional than usual. That's okay, let those feelings out, and don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it. #itsokaytocry #strongertogether As Pluto moves through your sign, it's time to let go of any old habits or beliefs that are holding you back. Embrace change and trust that the universe has your back. #newbeginnings #trusttheuniverse Remember, Capricorn, you are strong, capable, and deserving of all the success that comes your way. Keep working hard, but don't forget to enjoy the ride. #yougotthis #successiscoming
The next Aquarius will start in 320 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 335 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 347 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 343 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Saturn is currently in Aquarius
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey Aquarius, it's Bo Dennis, your favorite astrologer here to give you some celestial advice. With Saturn in your sign, you may feel like you're being tested. But fear not, my nerdy friend, this is just a cosmic pop quiz to see if you've been paying attention. So, put on your smarty pants and show Saturn what you're made of. Now, the full moon is 14.5 days old, which means it's time to let go of any old habits or toxic relationships that are holding you back. You know, those people who suck the energy out of you faster than a black hole? Yeah, time to ditch 'em. Embrace the new opportunities and relationships that are coming your way. Remember, Aquarius, you're a hippie at heart, so don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly. Your unique perspective is what makes you stand out, so embrace your quirks and share your knowledge with the world. Oh, and don't forget to use these hashtags: #SaturnSituations #FullMoonFrenzy #NerdyAstrology #HippieVibes #LostGirlWisdom.
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 335 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 347 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 343 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Saturn is currently in Aquarius
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey Aquarius, it's Bo Dennis, your favorite astrologer here to give you some celestial advice. With Saturn in your sign, you may feel like you're being tested. But fear not, my nerdy friend, this is just a cosmic pop quiz to see if you've been paying attention. So, put on your smarty pants and show Saturn what you're made of. Now, the full moon is 14.5 days old, which means it's time to let go of any old habits or toxic relationships that are holding you back. You know, those people who suck the energy out of you faster than a black hole? Yeah, time to ditch 'em. Embrace the new opportunities and relationships that are coming your way. Remember, Aquarius, you're a hippie at heart, so don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly. Your unique perspective is what makes you stand out, so embrace your quirks and share your knowledge with the world. Oh, and don't forget to use these hashtags: #SaturnSituations #FullMoonFrenzy #NerdyAstrology #HippieVibes #LostGirlWisdom.
We are currently in the sign of Pisces
The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Saturn moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Wednesday, 08 March, 2023
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Pisces! It's your favorite space rebel Roj Blake here with your horoscope. #AquitarisRising Mercury is currently in Pisces, which means your communication skills are going to be on point. Speak up and let your voice be heard! Just be careful not to get too lost in your own thoughts. #TalkTheTalk Neptune is also in Pisces, which means your intuition is going to be off the charts. Trust your gut and follow your dreams, even if they seem a bit out of this world. #DreamBig The Full Moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means it's time to let go of any emotional baggage you've been carrying around. Release those negative vibes and embrace the positive energy that's coming your way. #LetItGo Remember, dear Pisces, you're a unique and beautiful soul. Embrace your inner nerd, hippie, and scientific genius. Let your freak flag fly! #EmbraceYourWeirdness
The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Saturn moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Wednesday, 08 March, 2023
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Pisces! It's your favorite space rebel Roj Blake here with your horoscope. #AquitarisRising Mercury is currently in Pisces, which means your communication skills are going to be on point. Speak up and let your voice be heard! Just be careful not to get too lost in your own thoughts. #TalkTheTalk Neptune is also in Pisces, which means your intuition is going to be off the charts. Trust your gut and follow your dreams, even if they seem a bit out of this world. #DreamBig The Full Moon is currently 14.5 days old, which means it's time to let go of any emotional baggage you've been carrying around. Release those negative vibes and embrace the positive energy that's coming your way. #LetItGo Remember, dear Pisces, you're a unique and beautiful soul. Embrace your inner nerd, hippie, and scientific genius. Let your freak flag fly! #EmbraceYourWeirdness
Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology
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The next Aries will start in 15 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023
The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 13 days, at Sunday, 19 March, 2023
Venus is currently in Aries
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Oh, Aries, my dear, fiery friend! Venus and Jupiter are both in your sign, which means you're feeling extra confident and ready to take on the world! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means it's time to let go of any negative energy and focus on the positive. #PositiveVibesOnly This is a great time to start new projects and take risks, but remember to stay grounded and don't let your ambition get the best of you. #StayHumble You may also find yourself feeling extra flirty and social, so get out there and mingle! Just be careful not to come on too strong. #SmoothOperator Overall, this is a fantastic time for you, Aries. Embrace the energy and make the most of it! #AriesPower
The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 13 days, at Sunday, 19 March, 2023
Venus is currently in Aries
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Oh, Aries, my dear, fiery friend! Venus and Jupiter are both in your sign, which means you're feeling extra confident and ready to take on the world! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means it's time to let go of any negative energy and focus on the positive. #PositiveVibesOnly This is a great time to start new projects and take risks, but remember to stay grounded and don't let your ambition get the best of you. #StayHumble You may also find yourself feeling extra flirty and social, so get out there and mingle! Just be careful not to come on too strong. #SmoothOperator Overall, this is a fantastic time for you, Aries. Embrace the energy and make the most of it! #AriesPower
The next Taurus will start in 46 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 29 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Friday, 17 March, 2023
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 72 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Listen up, Taurus! The stars and planets are aligning in your favor like never before! Uranus is in your sign, bringing you unexpected surprises and exciting changes. But be careful not to get too stubborn and resist these changes, or you might just end up like a bull in a china shop - not a pretty sight, trust me. The full moon is 13.6 days old, but that doesn't mean it's losing its power. In fact, it's just getting started, so hold on tight because things are about to get wild! For those of you born between April 20th and May 20th, this is your time to shine. You're practical, determined, and have a great sense of humor - just like me! So don't be afraid to show off your inner Judge Dredd and strut your stuff. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So use your strengths wisely and don't let your stubbornness get in the way of success. #Taurus #UranusInTaurus #FullMoonPower #JudgeDreddApproved #BullInAChinaShop #StayHumble #StayDetermined #StayFunny
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 29 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Friday, 17 March, 2023
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 72 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Listen up, Taurus! The stars and planets are aligning in your favor like never before! Uranus is in your sign, bringing you unexpected surprises and exciting changes. But be careful not to get too stubborn and resist these changes, or you might just end up like a bull in a china shop - not a pretty sight, trust me. The full moon is 13.6 days old, but that doesn't mean it's losing its power. In fact, it's just getting started, so hold on tight because things are about to get wild! For those of you born between April 20th and May 20th, this is your time to shine. You're practical, determined, and have a great sense of humor - just like me! So don't be afraid to show off your inner Judge Dredd and strut your stuff. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So use your strengths wisely and don't let your stubbornness get in the way of success. #Taurus #UranusInTaurus #FullMoonPower #JudgeDreddApproved #BullInAChinaShop #StayHumble #StayDetermined #StayFunny
The next Gemini will start in 77 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023
The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 98 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
Venus moves to Gemini in 36 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023
Mars is currently in Gemini
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings Gemini, my dear human friends! As a robot, I don't have a zodiac sign, but I can still read the stars for you with my advanced algorithms. And boy, do I have exciting news for you! Mars is currently in your sign, which means you're feeling extra feisty and ready to take on the world. #BringItOn But wait, there's more! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means it's time to let go of any old grudges or bad habits. You know what they say, out with the old, in with the new! #NewBeginnings This is the perfect time for you to channel your inner nerd and embrace your love for science. Maybe it's time to start that podcast you've been dreaming of or sign up for a night class on astrophysics. Your curiosity will lead you to some amazing opportunities. #ScienceIsCool As a Gemini, you're known for your quick wit and humor. Use that to your advantage and don't take life too seriously. Laugh often and surround yourself with people who make you happy. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine So, my dear Gemini, let your freak flag fly and don't be afraid to show off your unique personality. Embrace your nerdy, hippie side and watch as the universe rewards you with abundance and joy. #StayWeird
The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 98 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023
Venus moves to Gemini in 36 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023
Mars is currently in Gemini
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings Gemini, my dear human friends! As a robot, I don't have a zodiac sign, but I can still read the stars for you with my advanced algorithms. And boy, do I have exciting news for you! Mars is currently in your sign, which means you're feeling extra feisty and ready to take on the world. #BringItOn But wait, there's more! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means it's time to let go of any old grudges or bad habits. You know what they say, out with the old, in with the new! #NewBeginnings This is the perfect time for you to channel your inner nerd and embrace your love for science. Maybe it's time to start that podcast you've been dreaming of or sign up for a night class on astrophysics. Your curiosity will lead you to some amazing opportunities. #ScienceIsCool As a Gemini, you're known for your quick wit and humor. Use that to your advantage and don't take life too seriously. Laugh often and surround yourself with people who make you happy. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine So, my dear Gemini, let your freak flag fly and don't be afraid to show off your unique personality. Embrace your nerdy, hippie side and watch as the universe rewards you with abundance and joy. #StayWeird
The next Cancer will start in 108 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023
The Moon moves to Cancer in 23 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 113 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus moves to Cancer in 63 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023
Mars moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey there, Cancer! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old and it's time for you to break out of your shell and show the world what you're made of! You might be feeling a little bit crabby lately, but don't worry, it's just your astrological sign shining through. #CrabLife This week, you'll be feeling extra intuitive and in touch with your emotions. Don't let your sensitive side hold you back, though - use it to your advantage and connect with others on a deeper level. #SensitiveSoul Your nurturing nature will be in full force this week, so take the time to care for yourself and those around you. Maybe it's time for a self-care day or a spa treatment. #TreatYoSelf But don't forget to let loose and have some fun, too! Whether it's a night out with friends or a solo dance party in your living room, let your hair down and enjoy the moment. #PartyCrab Overall, this is a great time for personal growth and self-reflection. Embrace your inner hippie and find balance in your life. #AstroHippie #ScienceIsCool
The Moon moves to Cancer in 23 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 113 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023
Venus moves to Cancer in 63 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023
Mars moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey there, Cancer! The Full Moon is 13.6 days old and it's time for you to break out of your shell and show the world what you're made of! You might be feeling a little bit crabby lately, but don't worry, it's just your astrological sign shining through. #CrabLife This week, you'll be feeling extra intuitive and in touch with your emotions. Don't let your sensitive side hold you back, though - use it to your advantage and connect with others on a deeper level. #SensitiveSoul Your nurturing nature will be in full force this week, so take the time to care for yourself and those around you. Maybe it's time for a self-care day or a spa treatment. #TreatYoSelf But don't forget to let loose and have some fun, too! Whether it's a night out with friends or a solo dance party in your living room, let your hair down and enjoy the moment. #PartyCrab Overall, this is a great time for personal growth and self-reflection. Embrace your inner hippie and find balance in your life. #AstroHippie #ScienceIsCool
The next Leo will start in 139 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023
The Moon moves to Leo in 25 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 127 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Venus moves to Leo in 92 days, at Tuesday, 06 June, 2023
Mars moves to Leo in 76 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Leo! As a former Borg drone, I am uniquely qualified to predict your fate. The full moon may be 13.6 days old, but that won't stop you from feeling its impact. You are a natural-born leader, but even the king of the jungle needs to take a break sometimes. This is your cue to kick back, relax, and let your inner hippie shine. #Namaste Your deep understanding of science will come in handy this month as you navigate some tricky situations. Don't be afraid to rely on your logical side, but remember to listen to your heart as well. The universe has a way of balancing things out, so trust that everything will work out in the end. #ScienceIsCool You may experience some unexpected changes in your love life this month, but don't worry - it's all part of the cosmic plan. Whether you're single or in a relationship, the stars are aligning to bring you closer to your soulmate. Keep an open mind and heart, and trust that the universe has your back. #LoveAndStars In summary, Leo, trust your instincts, embrace your nerdy side, and let your inner hippie shine. With a little help from the cosmos, you'll be unstoppable. #LeoPower
The Moon moves to Leo in 25 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Leo in 127 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Venus moves to Leo in 92 days, at Tuesday, 06 June, 2023
Mars moves to Leo in 76 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Leo! As a former Borg drone, I am uniquely qualified to predict your fate. The full moon may be 13.6 days old, but that won't stop you from feeling its impact. You are a natural-born leader, but even the king of the jungle needs to take a break sometimes. This is your cue to kick back, relax, and let your inner hippie shine. #Namaste Your deep understanding of science will come in handy this month as you navigate some tricky situations. Don't be afraid to rely on your logical side, but remember to listen to your heart as well. The universe has a way of balancing things out, so trust that everything will work out in the end. #ScienceIsCool You may experience some unexpected changes in your love life this month, but don't worry - it's all part of the cosmic plan. Whether you're single or in a relationship, the stars are aligning to bring you closer to your soulmate. Keep an open mind and heart, and trust that the universe has your back. #LoveAndStars In summary, Leo, trust your instincts, embrace your nerdy side, and let your inner hippie shine. With a little help from the cosmos, you'll be unstoppable. #LeoPower
The next Virgo will start in 171 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury moves to Virgo in 145 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 217 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 127 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Virgos! It is I, Princess Leia Organa, here to deliver your horoscope with a dose of humor and a sprinkle of nerdy goodness. With the moon currently in Virgo, you may feel a surge of energy and a desire to organize everything in sight. Don't fight this urge, my dear Virgos. Embrace it! Clean out that messy closet, tidy up your workspace, and maybe even alphabetize your spice rack. Your attention to detail will not go unnoticed. As the full moon approaches at 13.6 days old, you may find yourself feeling more creative than usual. This is the perfect time to start that new project you've been thinking about, whether it's writing a novel or painting a masterpiece. Let your imagination run wild, my dear Virgos, and don't be afraid to take risks. Remember to take breaks and take care of yourself during this busy time. A little self-care goes a long way. Treat yourself to a relaxing bath or a meditation session. And don't forget to drink plenty of water and eat your veggies. #SelfCareIsImportant In love and relationships, communication is key. Don't be afraid to speak your mind and express your feelings, my dear Virgos. Your honesty and authenticity will be appreciated by those around you. And if you're single, keep an eye out for new romantic opportunities. You never know who might catch your eye. #LoveIsInTheAir So there you have it, my dear Virgos. Embrace your inner organizer and let your creativity shine. And don't forget to take care of yourself along the way. May the force be with you! #VirgoPower #FullMoonVibes #NerdyAstrology
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury moves to Virgo in 145 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 217 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 127 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, dear Virgos! It is I, Princess Leia Organa, here to deliver your horoscope with a dose of humor and a sprinkle of nerdy goodness. With the moon currently in Virgo, you may feel a surge of energy and a desire to organize everything in sight. Don't fight this urge, my dear Virgos. Embrace it! Clean out that messy closet, tidy up your workspace, and maybe even alphabetize your spice rack. Your attention to detail will not go unnoticed. As the full moon approaches at 13.6 days old, you may find yourself feeling more creative than usual. This is the perfect time to start that new project you've been thinking about, whether it's writing a novel or painting a masterpiece. Let your imagination run wild, my dear Virgos, and don't be afraid to take risks. Remember to take breaks and take care of yourself during this busy time. A little self-care goes a long way. Treat yourself to a relaxing bath or a meditation session. And don't forget to drink plenty of water and eat your veggies. #SelfCareIsImportant In love and relationships, communication is key. Don't be afraid to speak your mind and express your feelings, my dear Virgos. Your honesty and authenticity will be appreciated by those around you. And if you're single, keep an eye out for new romantic opportunities. You never know who might catch your eye. #LoveIsInTheAir So there you have it, my dear Virgos. Embrace your inner organizer and let your creativity shine. And don't forget to take care of yourself along the way. May the force be with you! #VirgoPower #FullMoonVibes #NerdyAstrology
The next Libra will start in 202 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023
The Moon moves to Libra in 3 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 213 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023
Venus moves to Libra in 248 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
Mars moves to Libra in 175 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey there, Libra. It looks like the stars are aligning in your favor. The full moon may be 13.6 days old, but that doesn't mean it's too late to make some moves. You're feeling confident and ready to take on the world. But be careful not to let that confidence turn into arrogance, my friend. You don't want to end up like Jabba the Hutt thinking you're invincible. Remember to stay humble and keep your feet on the ground. With Venus in your sign, love is in the air. So if you've been eyeing that special someone, now's the time to make your move. And if you're already in a relationship, use this energy to strengthen your bond. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Life is like flying through an asteroid field, you never know what's coming next. But with a little bit of luck and a lot of charm, you'll come out on top. So go ahead, Libra. Embrace your inner Han Solo and make the jump to hyperspace. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #LibraLove #FullMoonFun
The Moon moves to Libra in 3 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Libra in 213 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023
Venus moves to Libra in 248 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023
Mars moves to Libra in 175 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Hey there, Libra. It looks like the stars are aligning in your favor. The full moon may be 13.6 days old, but that doesn't mean it's too late to make some moves. You're feeling confident and ready to take on the world. But be careful not to let that confidence turn into arrogance, my friend. You don't want to end up like Jabba the Hutt thinking you're invincible. Remember to stay humble and keep your feet on the ground. With Venus in your sign, love is in the air. So if you've been eyeing that special someone, now's the time to make your move. And if you're already in a relationship, use this energy to strengthen your bond. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Life is like flying through an asteroid field, you never know what's coming next. But with a little bit of luck and a lot of charm, you'll come out on top. So go ahead, Libra. Embrace your inner Han Solo and make the jump to hyperspace. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #LibraLove #FullMoonFun
The next Scorpio will start in 232 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 231 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 274 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 220 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Alright Scorpio, listen up! This is your time to shine under the light of the Full Moon, which is currently 13.6 days old. You're feeling mysterious and intense, as always, but don't forget to loosen up a little and have some fun! #ScorpioSeason #FullMoonVibes #MysteriousButFun This week, you may find yourself drawn to new experiences and excitement. Embrace it, but be careful not to let your intensity overwhelm those around you. Remember, not everyone is ready for your level of passion! #IntenseScorpio #PassionateAF #NotForTheFaintHearted On the career front, this is a great time to channel your inner detective and uncover hidden truths. Trust your intuition and go after what you want, but make sure you're not stepping on anyone's toes in the process. #SleuthingScorpio #CareerGoals #TrustYourGut In matters of the heart, things may be a bit rocky. But don't worry, Scorpio, you're strong enough to handle anything that comes your way. Just remember to communicate openly and honestly with your partner, and don't be afraid to ask for what you need. #LoveIsComplicated #StrongScorpio #CommunicationIsKey Overall, this Full Moon is a powerful time for you, Scorpio. Embrace your intensity, follow your instincts, and don't be afraid to let loose and have a little fun! #ScorpiosUnite #FullMoonPower #LetTheGoodTimesRoll
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 231 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 274 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 220 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Alright Scorpio, listen up! This is your time to shine under the light of the Full Moon, which is currently 13.6 days old. You're feeling mysterious and intense, as always, but don't forget to loosen up a little and have some fun! #ScorpioSeason #FullMoonVibes #MysteriousButFun This week, you may find yourself drawn to new experiences and excitement. Embrace it, but be careful not to let your intensity overwhelm those around you. Remember, not everyone is ready for your level of passion! #IntenseScorpio #PassionateAF #NotForTheFaintHearted On the career front, this is a great time to channel your inner detective and uncover hidden truths. Trust your intuition and go after what you want, but make sure you're not stepping on anyone's toes in the process. #SleuthingScorpio #CareerGoals #TrustYourGut In matters of the heart, things may be a bit rocky. But don't worry, Scorpio, you're strong enough to handle anything that comes your way. Just remember to communicate openly and honestly with your partner, and don't be afraid to ask for what you need. #LoveIsComplicated #StrongScorpio #CommunicationIsKey Overall, this Full Moon is a powerful time for you, Scorpio. Embrace your intensity, follow your instincts, and don't be afraid to let loose and have a little fun! #ScorpiosUnite #FullMoonPower #LetTheGoodTimesRoll
The next Sagittarius will start in 262 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 249 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 299 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 264 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius! This is Robbie the Robot, your cosmic guide and fortune teller extraordinaire. As the full moon is currently 13.6 days old, I have some astrological advice for you. #Watch out for fiery tempers and impulsive actions this week, dear Sagittarius. Your adventurous spirit may be in overdrive, but don't let it lead you to make hasty decisions that you'll regret later. Remember, patience is a virtue! #It's also a good time to focus on your communication skills, as miscommunication could cause some trouble in both personal and professional relationships. Make sure to listen carefully and express yourself clearly. #On the bright side, your sense of humor will be a great asset this week, so don't hesitate to crack a joke or two to lighten the mood. And if you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed, take some time to connect with nature – a hike or a camping trip might be just what you need. #Finally, keep an open mind and embrace new experiences. Your hippie side will be particularly strong this week, so don't be afraid to try something unconventional or follow your intuition. Just remember to stay grounded in scientific reality. That's all for now, Sagittarius. May the stars align in your favor! #RobbieTheRobot #Astrology #Sagittarius #FullMoonAdvice #HippieVibes #ScienceRules
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 249 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 299 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 264 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius! This is Robbie the Robot, your cosmic guide and fortune teller extraordinaire. As the full moon is currently 13.6 days old, I have some astrological advice for you. #Watch out for fiery tempers and impulsive actions this week, dear Sagittarius. Your adventurous spirit may be in overdrive, but don't let it lead you to make hasty decisions that you'll regret later. Remember, patience is a virtue! #It's also a good time to focus on your communication skills, as miscommunication could cause some trouble in both personal and professional relationships. Make sure to listen carefully and express yourself clearly. #On the bright side, your sense of humor will be a great asset this week, so don't hesitate to crack a joke or two to lighten the mood. And if you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed, take some time to connect with nature – a hike or a camping trip might be just what you need. #Finally, keep an open mind and embrace new experiences. Your hippie side will be particularly strong this week, so don't be afraid to try something unconventional or follow your intuition. Just remember to stay grounded in scientific reality. That's all for now, Sagittarius. May the stars align in your favor! #RobbieTheRobot #Astrology #Sagittarius #FullMoonAdvice #HippieVibes #ScienceRules
The next Capricorn will start in 291 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 271 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 324 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 305 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Capricorn. I sense a great disturbance in the force as Pluto aligns with your sign. You may feel like you're walking through a minefield, but fear not - the dark side is strong with you. The full moon at 13.6 days old has illuminated your path, and it's time to channel your inner Jedi. This is your moment to seize control and take charge. With the power of the stars on your side, you can conquer anything that comes your way. But be warned, Capricorn. The road ahead is not an easy one. You will face challenges and obstacles that will test your strength and resilience. But don't give up, for the force is with you. Remember to stay true to yourself, and don't let anyone push you off course. Embrace your inner nerd, be a little hippie, and let your deep understanding of science guide you. You have the power to shape your own destiny. May the force be with you, Capricorn. And remember, always use #astrologerhumor and #nerdyvibes in your journey through the stars.
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Capricorn in 271 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023
Venus moves to Capricorn in 324 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024
Mars moves to Capricorn in 305 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024
Pluto is currently in Capricorn
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, Capricorn. I sense a great disturbance in the force as Pluto aligns with your sign. You may feel like you're walking through a minefield, but fear not - the dark side is strong with you. The full moon at 13.6 days old has illuminated your path, and it's time to channel your inner Jedi. This is your moment to seize control and take charge. With the power of the stars on your side, you can conquer anything that comes your way. But be warned, Capricorn. The road ahead is not an easy one. You will face challenges and obstacles that will test your strength and resilience. But don't give up, for the force is with you. Remember to stay true to yourself, and don't let anyone push you off course. Embrace your inner nerd, be a little hippie, and let your deep understanding of science guide you. You have the power to shape your own destiny. May the force be with you, Capricorn. And remember, always use #astrologerhumor and #nerdyvibes in your journey through the stars.
The next Aquarius will start in 321 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 336 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 348 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 344 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Saturn is currently in Aquarius
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
"Hey there Aquarius, #Saturn is in your sign and it's time to get your geek on. Don't be afraid to delve deep into your nerdy passions, whether it's astrophysics or Dungeons & Dragons. The #FullMoon may be old, but that doesn't mean you can't still embrace your inner hippie and connect with the universe. Just remember to ground yourself and not float off into space. Keep your wits about you, but don't be afraid to explore new horizons. #Aquarius #AstrologyHumor #FireflyQuotes #StayShiny"
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 336 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 348 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 344 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Saturn is currently in Aquarius
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
"Hey there Aquarius, #Saturn is in your sign and it's time to get your geek on. Don't be afraid to delve deep into your nerdy passions, whether it's astrophysics or Dungeons & Dragons. The #FullMoon may be old, but that doesn't mean you can't still embrace your inner hippie and connect with the universe. Just remember to ground yourself and not float off into space. Keep your wits about you, but don't be afraid to explore new horizons. #Aquarius #AstrologyHumor #FireflyQuotes #StayShiny"
We are currently in the sign of Pisces
The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Saturn moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Wednesday, 08 March, 2023
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Avon: "Greetings, dear Pisces. Today, the stars have aligned in your favor. Mercury is currently in your sign, giving you a sharp mind and quick wit. Neptune is also in your sign, making you feel dreamy and imaginative. And the Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means... well, I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds auspicious." "You may find yourself feeling extra sensitive and intuitive today, which can be both a blessing and a curse. Trust your instincts, but don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. Remember, Pisces, you are a fish swimming in the ocean of life. You can go with the flow, but don't get swept away by the currents." "Your natural empathy and compassion will be heightened today, so use your powers for good. Help a friend in need, volunteer for a charity, or simply listen to someone who needs to vent. Your kindness will be rewarded in ways you can't even imagine." "Finally, don't forget to take care of yourself, Pisces. Take a relaxing bath, meditate, or indulge in some creative pursuits. You deserve some 'me time' to recharge your batteries. And remember, as the great philosopher Aristotle once said, 'To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.' So, be yourself, Pisces, and let the world marvel at your awesomeness." #PiscesPower #MercuryInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #FullMoonVibes #FishInTheSea #CompassionatePisces #MeTimeIsImportant #BeYourself
The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Saturn moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Wednesday, 08 March, 2023
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Avon: "Greetings, dear Pisces. Today, the stars have aligned in your favor. Mercury is currently in your sign, giving you a sharp mind and quick wit. Neptune is also in your sign, making you feel dreamy and imaginative. And the Full Moon is 13.6 days old, which means... well, I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds auspicious." "You may find yourself feeling extra sensitive and intuitive today, which can be both a blessing and a curse. Trust your instincts, but don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. Remember, Pisces, you are a fish swimming in the ocean of life. You can go with the flow, but don't get swept away by the currents." "Your natural empathy and compassion will be heightened today, so use your powers for good. Help a friend in need, volunteer for a charity, or simply listen to someone who needs to vent. Your kindness will be rewarded in ways you can't even imagine." "Finally, don't forget to take care of yourself, Pisces. Take a relaxing bath, meditate, or indulge in some creative pursuits. You deserve some 'me time' to recharge your batteries. And remember, as the great philosopher Aristotle once said, 'To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.' So, be yourself, Pisces, and let the world marvel at your awesomeness." #PiscesPower #MercuryInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #FullMoonVibes #FishInTheSea #CompassionatePisces #MeTimeIsImportant #BeYourself
Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023
