Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.
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In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Operations Facility near Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
"Scorpio's Eviction Notice: Moon Packs Up its Emotional Baggage and Gallops into Sagittarius' Fiery Abode!"
"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Scandal as Pluto Demands a DNA Test in This Week's Cosmic Soap Opera!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Universe of Organized Chaos! It's Not Tribbles - It's Your Month Ahead!"
"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, Time to Roar Louder than a Wookiee: Planetary Alignments Predict a Stellar Week Ahead!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Get Even Crab-ier: Retrograde Season is Here and It's as Welcome as a Dalek at a Tea Party!"
"Gemini, Hold onto Your Twins! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Freaky in Binary Code!"
"Aries, Grab Your Hoverboard! Time-Travelling Rams Predict a Flux-capacitor Full of Surprises This Month!"
"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"
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Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.
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Gateway's International Habitat module, provided by ESA, is the focus of this rendered image from Aug. 18, 2023.
"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus is not just a Planet - It's your Personal Disco Ball for the Month!"
"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride: Jupiter's got its gravity pants on and is ready to shake your world!"
"Set Phasers to Fun! Scorpio, You're About to Encounter a Romulan-Level Passion in Your Love Sector!"
"Virgo, Prepare for an Inter-Galactic Overload of Cleanliness: Your Obsessive Habits Meet Mercury Retrograde!"
"Crabby Cancers, Prepare to Shell Out Some Laughs: Your Stars are Aligning in a Hilariously Quirky Quantum Tango!"
"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini: Take the Red Pill for Cosmic Enlightenment, or the Blue for a Comfortable Nap!"
"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Trade in Your Hooves for Rocket Boots - It's Time to Defy Gravity!"
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Retrograde Report for 22 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.
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The crew members of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 mission spoke at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Aug. 20, 2023.
"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes and Uranus is Going Through a Midlife Crisis!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Horoscope Predicts a Journey as Wild as Warp Speed - Hold Tight To Your Phaser!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Emotional Tsunamis, Spicy Love Affairs, and a Sudden Urge to Conquer the Galaxy - Hold onto your antennae!"
"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook: Mars is throwing cosmic frisbees your way!"
"Virgo: The Ultimate Intergalactic Organizer. This Week: Even Predators Can't Escape Your To-Do Lists!"
"Mane Event of the Month: Leo's Cosmic Roar Set to Outshine Even the Big Bang, Says Science! Hold onto Your Hairy Hats!"
"Get Your Crab Claws Ready, Cancer! A Galactic Heat-wave is Coming and It's Not a Microwave Malfunction!"
"Binary Stars Clash: Gemini Twins Embark on a Quantum Leap of Love and Chaos - Resistance is Futile!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Alien Invasion Expected as Venus Enters Your House. Remember, the Key is to Stay Calm and Avoid Acidic Spit!"
"Well, Buckle Up Space Cowboys! Moon's Hitchin' a Ride from Libra to Scorpio: Expect Mood Swings More Dramatic than a Space Serpent's Tail Whip!"
"Aries, this week you're hotter than a flamethrower on an Antarctic alien! Time to melt some icy hearts!"
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Retrograde Report for 21 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.
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"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"
