Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Planetary Shifts Ahead Could Rattle Your Cosmic Horns!"

The next Capricorn will start in 306 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 324 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 266 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 195 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, my steadfast Capricorn friends! Now, don't let your horns get tangled in the cosmic cobwebs because the Waxing Gibbous moon is 11 days old - it's basically a teenager in lunar years. Oh, the drama! This phase in our cheese wheel in the sky is all about reflection and adjustment. You know, like when you're building that IKEA bookshelf and realize halfway through that one side is upside-down. And boy, doesn't that just sum up life? #CosmicFlatpack #WeAreAllAllenKeys Capricorns, known for their practicality, might find this time a little challenging. But remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So, if you feel like you've been stuck in a perpetual loop of being wrong, don’t worry! Your time to be right is coming. And probably when you least expect it. Like when you're arguing about the correct pronunciation of "GIF". #JifVsGif Saturn, your ruling planet, has been a bit elusive lately, playing hide-and-seek behind the sun. But don't worry, it hasn't abandoned you for a sunnier disposition. It's just teaching you patience and the importance of SPF 50. So, Capricorn my dear, keep your goat-ly grind on. Remember, the universe may seem vast and confusing, kind of like trying to understand why people enjoy watching unboxing videos on YouTube. But trust me, there's a method to this madness. And if nothing else, at least it’s entertaining. #CosmicComedy In closing, remember: The stars can only guide us, they can't do the hard work for us. Unless they're Hollywood stars. Then they can probably hire someone to do it for them. #CapricornChaos, #AstrologyAntics, #HollywoodHelps May your stars shine brightly, your horns stay sharp, and your IKEA furniture remain sturdy!

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