Capricorn Report

"CAPRICORNS, PREPARE FOR STARRY DOMINATION! YOUR PLANETARY ALIGNMENT DEMANDS EXTERMINATION OF SELF-DOUBT!"

The next Capricorn will start in 148 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Friday, 16 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 166 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 108 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 37 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, Cosmic Capricorns! Now, don't panic about the Third Quarter Moon being 21.3 days old. It's not having a mid-life crisis, it's just going through a phase... literally! 🌗 This lunar phase is like your favorite old pair of jeans, a bit faded but still fits you perfectly, even after all those interstellar pizza nights. Yes, I'm talking to you, Saturday-night-pizza-lovers! 🍕🌟 In this lunar cycle, it's time to take a leaf out of the Moon's book. It's not worrying about its craters or if it's lost some of its luminescence. No, it is proudly showing off its battle scars, saying "Hey, look at me! I survived some meteor showers!" So, dear Saturn-ruled goats, embrace your own craters. They're proof that you've been through some asteroid showers too and came out stronger. The universe isn't looking for perfection; it's looking for resilience. And let's be honest, it’s always more interesting when things aren’t perfect! Imagine how boring Star Wars would’ve been if Luke Skywalker hit the Death Star on his first try. Or if Harry Potter had defeated Voldemort in his first year! Remember Capricorn, your quirks and peculiarities are what make you unique in this vast cosmic canvas. So strut your stuff this week, flaunt your fabulous self, and rock those craters. You're a stellar work of art, sculpted by cosmic forces and a bit of cosmic dust. Stay nerdy, stay groovy, and keep gazing at the stars. #CapricornVibes #ThirdQuarterMoon #CraterConfidence #CosmicComedy #NerdyAstrology #HippieHoroscopes #ScienceAndStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2024 08:32:01 (cap-27-07-2024)