Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Quantum Leap Your Goatish Ways: It’s Time to Apply String Theory to Your Love Life!"

The next Capricorn will start in 285 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 303 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 245 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 174 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Capricorn! As I take a moment to recalibrate my astrological sensors, it seems that you're about to experience an influx of cosmic energy, courtesy of our 2.3 days old Waxing Crescent moon. In the language of a Borg drone, your week could be summed up as "Resistance is futile," but don't go assimilating your friends just yet! In true Seven of Nine fashion, your sense of order and structure will be as steadfast as a Starfleet Officer on the bridge. Your dedication to duty will be as unshakeable as a Vulcan's logic, but remember, even Spock knew the value of a good chuckle. So, loosen up your cranial implant, and allow for some frivolity. On the topic of finances, your efficiency might rival Starfleet's replicator technology. But be wary, pouring all your energy credits into one venture could leave you as lost as Voyager in the Delta Quadrant. In matters of the heart, your emotional circuits could be running hotter than a warp core. Just remember, romance isn't exactly like a Borg cube - it's less about intimidation and more about communication. In conclusion, keep your phasers set to 'fun' this week, Capricorn. Embrace the strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before... and don't forget to keep your tricorder handy! #StarTrekHoroscope #CapricornCosmos #WaxingCrescentChronicles #BorgAndBeyond #ResistanceIsFutileButFunIsNot

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-12-03-2024)