Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!
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"Moon Ditches Virgo, Flirts with Libra: Galactic Balance Scale Tips, Earthlings Beware!"
"Mercury Moo-ves into Taurus: Time to Bull-doze through Life with Cosmic Comic Relief!"
"Great Scott! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Shifts into Virgo: Time to Tame Your Inner Lion and Channel Some Cosmic Virgo Vibes, Dudes!"