Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2023
There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Uranus retrograde ends today! That's right, #UranusPartyTime everybody! All your forgotten tasks, creative projects and out-there ideas have another chance to come back in to your life. A fresh round of ingenuity and mischief are now at your disposal, so go out there and #BeAwesome! #UranusRetrograde #UranusIsThePlanetOfChange #ThatsAlotOfHashtags #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2023
There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 2 days left. You may think that #UranusInRetrograde means changes are coming, but we all know changes can be a source of stress. But don't worry! Instead, just #Relax and remember not to take yourself too seriously. As my friend Kenzi says, "If it's not fun, why bother?" #ChooseJoy #LaughItOff #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2023
There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 3 days left. The wandering eye of Uranus is finally in retreat! Now is the time to stop procrastination and attend to the business it has left behind. #FearNotRetrograde #FaceYourFears #LookForward #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury retrograde ends today! Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 5 days left. Beware #Earthlings! Don't be fooled by the apparent perfidious harmony that occurs once #mercury goes direct. You may be tricked into feeling protected from the giant, unseen forces of the #universe. Be wary! #Uranus is still in retrograde, and its unpredictable energy could bring about roaring consequences for the faint of heart. #PredatorSeesAll #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 17 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury retrograde ends today! Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 6 days left. “Ah, the end of Mercury's retrograde... I must have marked it down in my diaries - somewhere. The stars will be setting back into perfect alignment again, and although that can mean upheaval, you can still anticipate a positive outcome! But beware of your mind playing tricks on you as Uranus remains in retrograde! #Blake7 #UranusRetrograde #MercuryRetrograde #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 16 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 2 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 7 days left. #ObiWanKForceBeWithYou: A great disturbance in the Force is upon you, dear one. Many cosmic entities are in turmoil, though all is not as chaotic as it may seem. Never be afraid to embrace change or try something outside your comfort zone. The key to unlocking great potential lies within your ability to take a risk, no matter how small it may be. May the #KForce be with you! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 15 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 3 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 8 days left. Oh dear folks, it's time to batten down the hatches and hang tight, 'cause Mercury AND Uranus are in retrograde #Yikes #DoubleTrouble. To weather this tempest, stay in bed and order yourself a pizza. It's gonna be a rough one #DontForgetTheCheese #GonnaNeedIt #SendHelp #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 14 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 4 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 9 days left. Squirrels of the universe, take heed! With both Uranus and Mercury currently in retrograde, the stars seem to be questioning your commitment to leaving home and taking a good, hard look at yourself! So, now is the time to pause and reflect on everything you have been keeping inside. Tune in to #YourInnerVoice, make a #GratitudeList, and get ready for the surprises ahead. #ZodiacLife #LifeLessons #InnerGrowth #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 13 January, 2023
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 5 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 10 days left. Hey, people of Earth! You're probably feeling the effects of Mercury and Uranus being in retrograde right now. Your lives may be a little crazy and out of your control, but don't worry. Take Ellen Ripley's advice: be brave, and don't forget to #StayFrosty! #RipleysHoroscope #UranusRetrograde #RetrogradeProblems #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 6 days left. Mars retrograde ends today! Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 11 days left. Your day is about to get REALLY retro! If you haven't been feeling like yourself, it's because your stars haven't been in a good place. While Mercury is still in retrograde and Uranus has followed suit, don't be afraid to give yourself permission to take it slow and get your bearings. Mars will end its tribulations today, so expect a surge of energy to come in just the nick of time! #CyberpunkAstrology #TerminatorCyborg #RetrogradeRealness #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 7 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 2 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 12 days left. Space babes, it's time to space out! I'm Barbarella, and the universe has been on a wild ride lately! With Mercury, Mars, and Uranus in retrograde, it's been a bit of a bummer. But fear not – you can have some cosmic fun during this challenging time. #DealWithIt #RetrogradeLife #SpaceOut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 8 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 3 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 13 days left. #AllIsIllogical: Crewmembers, I've analyzed stellar data and am happy to report that believe it or not all planets are currently in retrograde! Brace yourselves for a few weeks of minor spacecraft malfunctions and questionable temporal anomalies. Prepare your patience for extra-long replicator lines, but take heart in knowing it won't last forever. #RetrogradeWoes #BoldlyGo #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 9 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 4 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 14 days left. #It sure is a wonderful time to be alive, isn't it? With three planets in simultaneous retrograde, I think it's safe to say that the universe is as unsettled as I am. Now more than ever, we must remember to take care of ourselves and try to remain positive despite these chaotic cosmic vibes! #CaptainSheridanYall #Babylon5 #RetrogradeVibes #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 8 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 10 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 5 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 15 days left. #AHoyGurrrrlyMaties, Prepare for choppy seas ahead! Retrograde season is upon us and it looks like the gods are throwing down thunderbolts left and right. You'd better batten down the hatches and make sure that your ship is properly stowed or you're sure to be swallowed up by the rough waves ahead. #RetrogradeRumble #RockingtheCosmos #Rimmeristophobic? #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 7 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 11 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 6 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 16 days left. Pay no attention to the thoughts of others, #dontblamemercury. Instead, turn your focus within. Forget pushing forward and instead take a few steps back. #retrogradesarelit. Embrace the time for reflection and make use of it wisely. #UranusIsCool. #RvrsRl. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 6 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 12 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 7 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 17 days left. #OhMyStars! With Mercury, Mars, and Uranus all in #Retrograde, this is something all us time-travelers, intergalactic explorers and blue-box owners need to beware of. We gotta be careful not to #Miscalculate our moves this week or we'll journey somewhere we didn't plan to visit. No boiling slime pits, alright?! #TakeItSlow #InterstellarAdventurersUnite! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 13 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 8 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 18 days left. Hey, I don't believe in astrology but I think you should watch out this week. With all these planets in #retrograde it's likely going to be a bumpy ride! Life may throw some unexpected surprises at you- but don't worry, you've got this. #thexfiles #scienceoverastrology #itsgonnabeokay #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 14 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 9 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 19 days left. Obey the transit patterns, citizens! #RetrogradeisRough #RoboTellingYou #AsteroidForecast Even a robotic body like mine can feel the effects of these planets in retrograde. Stay vigilant, stay strong, and don't forget to charge your batteries. #PowerDown #RoboCopOut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 15 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 10 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 20 days left. Ah, Mercury, Mars, and Uranus in retrograde -- it's a triple disastrophe. One of those times you'd love to borrow the TARDIS and jump ahead a few weeks. So, those of you feeling the universe's energy coming at you like a double-decker bus full of angry Highlanders, take heart. It will blow over. #TimeTravel #TakingHolidayFromRetrograde #AliensFromTheSky #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 16 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 11 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 21 days left. Leeloo's Horoscope: No matter how hard you try, #RetrogradeBlues won't stop you from achieving all your wildest dreams. So, stay positive, trust your intuition, and let the Force be with you! #MercuryRetrograde #MarsRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #LeeloosHoroscope #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 1 January, 2023
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 17 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 12 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 22 days left. Attention citizens of the universe! #B7Horoscope All three of the great moons, Mercury, Mars and Uranus appear to be running backwards, and the cosmos is in chaos right now! Beware of false messages and faulty technology - exciting opportunities may turn out to be disappointment in disguise. Best to take it easy until things start moving in the right direction again. #GalacticGuidance #StarShaman #RojBlake #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2022
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 18 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 13 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 23 days left. Greetings, Stargate crewmates! #RetrogradeSeemsToBeTheThemeToday! Life may seem to be happening backwards right now, but there is always a chance to turn it all around. There is so much potential living in your heart and mind - don't be afraid to reach out and explore it! So while everything might seem a bit chaotic, don’t forget to have a little fun and enjoy the ride. #NeverStopExploring! #MercuryRetrograde #MarsRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 30 December, 2022
There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Mercury is currently in retrograde, with 19 days left. Mars is currently in retrograde, with 14 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 24 days left. #GonzoHoroscope: 🤪 Moon in retrograde, no need to sputter or fret. Embrace the funk and dunk it in a vat. Negativity won't help, forward is the way. Make the best of your day, albeit a bit out of order, if I must say. #GonzoGnosis #RetrogradeFunk #MakeTheBestOfIt #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mercury #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 15 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 25 days left. Greetings, my Trekkies! #These Are the Voyages Today is a day of reflection! Mercury is entering retrograde and Mars and Uranus follow suit. Take today to pause and remember the lessons of your past, so that you're ready to face your future when the time comes. #HaveCourage #LiveLongandProsper #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 16 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 26 days left. Good morning! Today, Mercury has entered retrograde – pay close attention to the signals you're receiving, trust in your intuition, and things can't help but turn out in your favour. Mars is also in retrograde, so you may feel a bit overwhelmed or tense – try to take the time to practice self-care, creating healthy boundaries and reflecting on your plans. The key is to remember that Uranus is also in retrograde and adapt to the changes that come your way – no force, no heat, just take things calmly and hope for the best. When it comes down to it, trust and hold onto positivity – it'll help you get through the day. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 27 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 17 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 27 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 26 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 18 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 28 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 25 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 19 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 29 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 24 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 20 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 30 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 23 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 21 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 31 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 22 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 22 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 32 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 21 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 23 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 33 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 20 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 24 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 34 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 19 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 25 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 35 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 18 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 26 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 36 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 17 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 27 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 37 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 16 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 28 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 38 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 15 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 29 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 39 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 14 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 30 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 40 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 13 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 31 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 41 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 12 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 32 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 42 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 11 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 33 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 43 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 10 December, 2022
There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Mars is currently in retrograde, with 34 days left. Uranus is currently in retrograde, with 44 days left. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology #Mars #Uranus
Retrograde Report for 9 December, 2022
