There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Hello, my celestial buddies! It seems like we're in a bit of a "Terminator" situation here with all these planets in retrograde. You might find yourself saying, "Come with me if you want to live!" to your sanity. Let's break it down.
First off, Mercury is in Aries, which means communication might be as fiery as a T-800's plasma rifle. Expect to be misunderstood a bit more often than usual - just remember, they're not as familiar with your personal dialect of technobabble. #MercuryInAries #SpeakNoEvil
Venus is lounging in Pisces, making us all feel a bit more romantic and dreamy. But be careful - you don’t want to be swept away by an illusion of love only to wake up and realize it was just a T-1000 in disguise. #VenusInPisces #LoveIsABattlefield
Mars, too, is in Pisces, which might make you think it's time to lay down your weapons and go with the flow. But remember, even a Terminator can learn patience and non-violence...well, sorta. #MarsInPisces #PacifistWarrior
Jupiter in Taurus is going to have us feeling as optimistic as John Connor leading the human resistance. Just remember, even in the face of a robot apocalypse, there's always room for hope! #JupiterInTaurus #RiseOfTheHumans
Saturn in Pisces is all about learning the tough lessons. Think of it as your personal T-850, it's tough but it's here to help you grow. Expect some deep emotional lessons coming your way. #SaturnInPisces #ToughLove
Uranus in Taurus might be shaking things up a bit, like a surprise Skynet attack. But remember, change is good and sometimes necessary. Just hold on tight! #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsComing
Neptune in Pisces is blurring the lines between reality and fantasy, just like those fancy holograms the Terminators use. Keep your feet on the ground, my friends. #NeptuneInPisces #RealityCheck
And finally, Pluto in Aquarius is all about transformation.
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