There are no planets in retrograde!
Welcome to the Retrograde Rodeo, Galactic Cowboys and Cowgirls!
Ever feel like the universe is playing a cosmic game of pinball with your emotions? Well, pull up a chair and let's talk about it. You see, in Space Bingo, we've got Mercury chilling out in Aries—think of it as the universe's version of an over-caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush. Yeah, communication could get as heated as a discussion at a sci-fi convention about whether Star Wars or Star Trek reigns supreme. So, be direct but diplomatic, folks!
Venus and Mars are having a cosmic sleepover in Aquarius. If this was a rom-com, it would be titled 'When Astral Bodies Align'. Expect some unexpected shifts in your love life, like suddenly falling for someone who can recite the periodic table backwards or who thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.
Now Jupiter is lounging in Taurus like a big, happy cow munching on cosmic grass. This is all about expanding your comforts, like finally investing in that ergonomic chair because your back's been complaining more than a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention.
Saturn's taking a deep dive into Pisces, so it's time to get real about your dreams. And no, I'm not talking about the one where you're being chased by a giant donut. Saturn in Pisces is all about building structures that support your inner world. Like maybe finally getting around to building that DIY TARDIS you've been talking about.
Lastly, Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a blender on overdrive. Embrace change, even if it feels as comfortable as a wool sweater in a desert. Neptune and Pluto in Pisces and Aquarius respectively are here to remind us that transformation can be as mysterious as the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie. But remember, in the end, it's all part of a bigger picture that makes about as much sense as quantum physics to most of us.
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