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RETROGRADE REPORT for
15 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hey celestial enthusiasts, grab your telescopes and space snacks! It's time to navigate the cosmic web with your favourite astro-humorist. 🚀

First up, Mercury is playing hide-and-seek in Capricorn. You might be feeling a bit like a mountain goat, scaling the rocky terrain of communication. Don't let those tricky emails get you down. Remember, it’s okay to use emojis in professional correspondence. A smiley face a day keeps the miscommunications away! 😊 #MercuryInCapricorn #EmojiPower

Venus, our lovely lady of love, is currently shooting her cosmic arrows from the fiery Sagittarius. Feeling spontaneous? That's Venus whispering sweet nothings about adventure in your ear. Maybe it's time for that impromptu road trip... just remember to bring a map, because GPS signals are notoriously unreliable in the Andromeda galaxy! 🗺️ #VenusInSagittarius #RoadtripVibes

Meanwhile, Mars, the red planet and our celestial gym trainer, is flexing its muscles in Capricorn. If you're feeling an overwhelming urge to organize your sock drawer by colour and size, don't panic. That's just Mars encouraging some Capricorn-style order in your life. Put on some groovy tunes and let the sock-organizing party begin! 🧦 #MarsInCapricorn #SockParty

Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, is chilling in Taurus. Expect an influx of ‘aha’ moments while you're making that midnight sandwich. Trust me, Einstein would be proud! 🥪 #JupiterInTaurus #MidnightGenius

Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, is swimming through Pisces' dreamy waters. If you find yourself doodling during important Zoom calls, blame it on Saturn. Those sketches might just contain the next big idea! 🖌️ #SaturnInPisces #ZoomDoodles

Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, is shaking up things in Taurus. Have an urge to try that new sushi-burrito fusion place? Go for it! Just remember to post pictures because if it's not on Instagram, did it even happen? 🍣 #UranusInTaurus #FoodieAdventures

Neptune, our cosmic

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Pisces, at 16 degrees, 15' 44", at a velocity of 14.59 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.2 days old. It is 363340.62 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters suggested a weak transient feature in the IMF. Total magnetic field strength increased to 7 nT and the Bz rotated as far south as -7 nT. Solar wind data from DSCOVR was suspect. SOHOs mtof proton monitor indicated solar wind speeds were low, around 320 km/s to perhaps 390 km/s. Phi angle was oriented in the positive sector until approximately 14/2000 UTC.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 09' 06"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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