Greetings, celestial enthusiasts! Prepare for a planetary update that's more exciting than finding a new episode of Star Trek on Netflix and as unpredictable as Schrödinger's cat.
With Mercury in Capricorn, you might find your communication style getting as serious and structured as a Vulcan at a logic conference. But hey, who said you can't make a spreadsheet of your feelings? #organizedemotions
Venus in Scorpio is brewing up some intense emotional reactions, similar to when you accidentally pour skim milk into your artisanal, fair-trade coffee. It's not your typical cup of joe, but it's still interesting. #deepfeelings
Feeling adventurous? Blame it on Mars in Sagittarius. You’ll feel like boldly going where no man has gone before, even if it's just to the Yoga class across town. #adventuretime
Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like a hobbit’s unexpected party - it's all about expansion and abundance, and yes, that includes second breakfast. So, go ahead and have that extra gluten-free, vegan donut. You've earned it. #abundance
With Saturn in Pisces, structure meets dreams. It’s like building a sandcastle with blueprints - slightly absurd, but oddly satisfying. #dreambig
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an unsupervised science experiment. Expect surprises, just hopefully not the exploding kind. #shakeitup
Neptune in Pisces is boosting our intuition and empathy levels to Spock-like proportions. Mind-meld, anyone? #empathy
And lastly, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation and change. It’s like when your favorite series gets a reboot - it might be different, but hey, it could be the next Doctor Who! #changeisgood
Well, that's all for now stargazers. Remember, the universe is as vast and unpredictable as a quantum superposition. Keep looking up and keep those telescopes handy! #stargazing
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The Moon
The moon is currently in Taurus, at 15 degrees, 22' 01", at a velocity of 13.48 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. It is 375226.51 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
The Solar System at a Glance
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speeds steady at around 340 km/s. Total field strength varied 2-6 nT and the Bz component ranged +/-4 nT. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
