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4 April, 2024
Solar activity was very low. New Regions 3628 (N08E74, Hsx/alpha) rotated onto the ENE limb, were numbered, but were otherwise unremarkable. New spots were also observed near N23E63. However, these remain unnumbered at this time as they appear to be in decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected weakening positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field ranged 3-7 nT, the Bz component was +/- 5 nT and solar wind speeds decreased from ~460 km/s to just below 400 km/s by the end of period. Phi was predominantly oriented in a positive solar sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 12 degrees, 30' 47", at a velocity of 14.33 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. It is 367274.24 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 14 Ari 58' 16", and is 149628353km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 12 Aqu 30' 47", and is 368260km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Okay, okay, hold onto your star charts, space cadets! The Moon has parked its celestial caboose in Aquarius, and boy, is it shaking things up. Now, I'm not saying you're suddenly going to turn into a water-bucket toting humanitarian, but let's just say, you might feel a teensy bit more concern for the galaxy than usual. The Moon is about 368,519.681399470 kilometers away - or for those of you who aren't fluent in 'science', that's slightly more than the distance between your couch and the remote when you're finally comfortable. But, hey, don't sweat, because luckily, you don't need to travel that far to feel its effects! Under this lunar lodger, you might find your inner Han Solo blooming. Suddenly, you're charming, witty, and a smidge rebellious. You're all about forging your own path, much like our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder. And, yeah, you may have shot first in that argument last night, but hey, you're still standing, right? So, buckle up, my cosmic comrades. With the Moon in Aquarius, everyone's flying Solo. So go out there, make some audacious plans, speak your truth, and maybe even save the galaxy while you're at it. May the force (and the Moon in Aquarius) be with you!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is retrograde at 26 Ari 54' 21", moving backwards at 0.26 degrees per day, and is 99523740km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: Fasten Your Seatbelts, Folks!
Alright, stargazers, gather 'round. It's time for a cosmic update! Mercury is currently hanging out in Aries, and let me tell you, it's like a science nerd high on caffeine - fast, furious, and oh-so-eager to share its epiphanies.
You see, when Mercury channels its inner Han Solo and parks itself in Aries - the Star Wars equivalent of the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive - our thoughts don't just walk, they sprint. And they certainly don't stop to ask for directions. This period is like your brain decided that waiting for anyone or anything is the equivalent of watching paint dry.
With Mercury in Aries, our minds are more restless than a cat on a hot tin roof. We're not about to stand still and replay old mental tapes. Nope, we want to charge ahead to the next big thing - the next galaxy, if you will.
This transit is also one heck of a motivational speaker. It gives us the push we need to say exactly what we think and feel. Aries being the zodiac's poster child for "me," this celestial combination boosts our confidence to speak our minds. But beware, this go-getter attitude might ruffle some feathers when cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are needed.
But here's the fun part: our thoughts and speech could become more courageous and innovative. You know those annoying problems that have been hanging over your head like a stubborn rain cloud? Well, with Mercury in Aries, flashes of insight pop up like surprise guests at a party, making it easier to think of fresh solutions. So don't second-guess yourself. Your first thoughts are often your best ones during this transit.
So grab these sparks of brilliance as fast as you can, because just like Han Solo's Millennium Falcon, they'll zoom off as quickly as they appeared. So, sit back, enjoy the ride, and remember - may the force be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 28 Pis 53' 03", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 244320898km away and receding.Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces: A Galactic Love Story
Alright, stargazers, put down your quantum calculators and listen up! Venus, our cosmic sweetheart, has taken a detour through the celestial waters of Pisces. Oh joy! As if we didn't have enough uncertainty in the universe.
Let me paint you an astrophysical picture: Imagine you've been sucked into a black hole of love, where everyone's mistakes are hidden behind nebulae of affection and starry-eyed romanticism. That's Venus in Pisces for you. It's like a romantic comedy directed by a quasar. You're so smitten you can't see the asteroid belt for the asteroids!
But hey, be careful out there, okay? Venus in Pisces can be a little...foggy. And I'm not referring to interstellar dust clouds. I mean it could make you overlook some pretty major flaws in your romantic interests. Like the fact that they leave their socks in the supernova or never refill the photon dispenser. So, maybe let's hold off on any major commitments, unless you're absolutely certain they're not a mirage created by a mischievous alien with a hologram projector.
But, let's not be all doom and gloom (after all, we're not stuck on a spaceship with a depressed robot). There's a silver lining to this cosmic event too. Venus in Pisces can help you appreciate your significant other, even if their snoring sounds like a collapsing star. Embrace the magic of the cosmos and let go of that control stick. Love, after all, is about as predictable as quantum physics.
And let's not forget about the green stuff (no, not alien slime - money!). With Venus diving in Pisces' waters, it's a prime time to monetize those imaginative or spiritual pursuits you've been dabbling in. Just remember, Venus in Pisces isn't about selling out for the big bucks. This transit would rather you use your gifts for something meaningful. Maybe donate some stardust to a good cause?
So there you have it, folks, your cosmic weather forecast. Remember, the universe may be a chaotic and unpredictable place, but at least it's not boring! Now, where did I put my telescope...
Mars
Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 09 Pis 33' 03", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 310855395km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Let's talk about Mars shimmying its way through Pisces right now. With Mars being over 310 million kilometers away, this may not seem like it's going to affect your Thursday's Netflix binge-watch plan, but lo and behold, the cosmos is always full of surprises! Now, you're probably wondering, "Why should I care that a planet named after a Roman god of war is doing the tango with a constellation that looks like two fish tied together?" Well, let me tell you, this celestial boogie can stir up some serious cosmic mojo! You see, Mars, despite its tough-guy reputation, has a softer side when it hangs out in dreamy Pisces. Imagine a Star Wars stormtrooper deciding to ditch his blaster for a paintbrush. Weird, right? But it's that kind of vibe we're dealing with here. It's like the universe is handing us a big cosmic mixing bowl and saying, "Here, mix some dynamism with a dash of compassion, sprinkle some creativity, and voila! You've got yourself a Mars-in-Pisces cocktail!" This is the perfect time to channel your inner Bob Ross and create some happy little trees or become an activist for Ewok rights. But be careful, my fellow stargazers! Mars in Pisces can sometimes make us feel like a Jedi with a lightsaber on the fritz. We might think we're fighting for justice, but we could just be swinging blindly. So, make sure you've got your coordinates set on the Death Star before launching any proton torpedoes. And remember, Pisces is the universal artist. It's like the cosmic DJ spinning ethereal tunes that inspire us to 'break on through to the other side'. So, let's use this Mars transit to transcend the ordinary, expand our perspectives, and maybe even learn to play the theremin. Because, why not? So, buckle up, space travelers! With Mars in Pisces, the force is strong for compassionate action, creative pursuits, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic disco dancing!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 18 Tau 03' 29", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 869614788km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus (or the Cosmic Bull gets a Big Visitor)
So, guess what, folks? Jupiter, our solar system's resident big shot, decided it was time for a bit of a vacation and has set up camp in Taurus. Now, I don't know how much you know about space, but Jupiter is about as subtle as a supernova at a stargazing party. And Taurus, well, let's just say if Taurus were a person, they'd be the one at the party who has to touch everything.
So what happens when the planet of wisdom, Jupiter, decides to bunk with the zodiac’s most stubborn sign, Taurus? It's like having a PhD philosopher move in with a bull. Expect deep discussions about the meaning of life...and possibly a broken china cabinet or two. But remember, wisdom isn't some mystical thing that only comes from ancient scrolls or the top of a mountain. Sometimes, it's right there, in your own head, waiting for you to stop binging Netflix long enough to notice it.
With Jupiter in Taurus, we get an all-access pass to turning dreams into reality. Think of it as your own personal 'get stuff done' power boost. Big J inspires growth, while Taurus brings the patience and determination. Together, they're like your own cosmic life coaches, cheering you on as you tick off those goals one by one.
Things could get pretty prosperous during this cosmic hangout. Jupiter is like a celestial lottery ticket, bringing good luck and fortune, and Taurus? Well, they know a thing or two about wealth. So, don't be surprised if you find a few extra coins down the back of the sofa or that job promotion finally comes through. But remember, with great power comes great...temptation to spend it all on fancy gadgets and gourmet pizza. Taurus loves the good life, but even they need to remember that a balanced budget is more satisfying than a maxed-out credit card.
So, as Jupiter settles into Taurus, let's all take a breath, embrace the wisdom, and maybe put a protective cover on that china cabinet. Because who knows what could happen when the cosmic bull gets a big visitor!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 57' 50", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1578871029km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, buckle up my cosmic comrades, because Saturn's decided to take a dip in Pisces. How far is Saturn, you ask? Well, it's a whopping 1,578,915,705.099162579 kilometers away, give or take a few hundred thousand. And it's currently moonwalking its way across the sky, or as us astrology nerds like to call it, prograde. Now, when Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, splashes into Pisces, the zodiac's resident daydreamer, things can get a bit...interesting. This is the universe's way of telling us: "Hey, remember that crazy idea you had about starting a business or writing a book? Yeah, it's time to get off your asteroid and make it happen!" You see, when Saturn's in Pisces, our dreams don't just get a sprinkle of fairy dust; they get a full-on glitter bomb! It's not all sunshine and unicorns, though. Saturn's also known as the "Dad" of the zodiac - you know, the one who barges into your room without knocking, even when the sign clearly says "Keep Out". But don't slam the door on ol' Saturn just yet. His advice might be as annoying as a pop-up ad, but it's also surprisingly helpful. One heads-up: With all this action in dreamy Pisces, you might find yourself feeling a bit like an insomniac zebra in a lion's den. That's why it's a great time to embrace your inner Zen master. Meditate, take a walk in the forest (preferably one that's not infested with insects), breathe deeply, or even take a nap (with a dream journal on standby!). So, fellow stargazers, whether you're a Capricorn or a Gemini, let Saturn in Pisces be your celestial coach. Open that door wide, invite him in for a cosmic cup of tea, and listen to what he's got to say. You might just find that the path to your dreams is clearer than a cloudless night sky.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 56' 40", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3051636246km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Data's Transmission: Uranus In Taurus
Attention all Earthlings! Uranus is making a pit stop in Taurus and it's about to shake things up more than a malfunctioning warp core. I'm talking a level of chaos that makes a Klingon house party look like a Vulcan meditation session.
Taurus, as some of you may know, would rather stick to the status quo than change their socks. But guess what folks? Uranus didn't travel 3,051,590,233.639345169km just to maintain the status quo! This celestial body is all about change, disruption, and innovation. It’s like the cosmic version of that friend who comes over and rearranges your furniture because "the feng shui was off."
Now, Taurus is a bit of a Gordon Gecko when it comes to money - it's their bread and butter. But with Uranus in town, we're talking revolutionary changes to our financial systems. Think Bitcoin but on steroids. Banks as we know them might become as outdated as a Betamax player, and the stock and housing markets could see more ups and downs than a Ferengi's profit margins.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is issuing a call to arms for us to cut the chains of financial bondage. Debts, taxes, interest rates, rent – these are no longer going to be the black holes sucking away your hard-earned latinum. This is our chance to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. It's time to boldly go where no one has gone before, and let's face it, stubbornly clinging to old ways won't stop these changes from happening any more than a Tribble can resist multiplying.
So buckle up, my fellow stargazers! The changes we make during this interstellar journey could lead us to greater financial stability and freedom than we ever imagined. It's going to be a wild ride, but remember - resistance is futile!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 28 Pis 01' 37", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4616065875km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, stargazers, grab your telescopes and put on your best groovy space-buns because we're heading to the outer reaches of our solar system, where Neptune is doing its cosmic dance in Pisces. Now, even though Neptune is a whopping 4616084527.411484718km away (give or take a few kilometers... who's counting?), it still knows how to throw a cosmic party! As you might know, Neptune is currently prograde, which basically means it's moving forward like a nerdy introvert at a science fair, excited to present its project. And that project, my friends, is us - the Earthlings. Neptune in Pisces is like a giant cosmic mirror reflecting back our own contradictions, like a cosmic reality TV show. It's like having a divine spotlight shine down on you during an off-key karaoke performance – suddenly, all the petty differences and nonsensical squabbles seem as futile as arguing over the last slice of pizza at a Star Trek marathon. It's a call for unity, folks, a cosmic reminder that we're all spinning on this big blue rock together, so we might as well get along. Think of it as a celestial group hug - from 4.6 billion kilometers away. Neptune in Pisces is also an invitation to explore our emotional intelligence, which is kind of like regular intelligence but with more feelings and less calculus. It's a golden opportunity to tap into our unique gifts, ideas, and dreams. Perhaps you've been wanting to learn aura reading, practice chakra meditation, or simply create a sacred altar at home with your favorite crystals and Star Wars action figures. Now's the time! Remember, we're all stardust, part of this grand cosmic tapestry, and when we shine, the universe shines with us. So let's take this galactic opportunity to share our light with the world. Just remember, no matter how far away Neptune may be, its energy is here to support us. So, let's boldly go where no man has gone before, and make the most of this celestial event!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 54' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5275474997km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
The Cosmic Dance of Pluto and Aquarius
Grab your telescopes, folks! We've got Pluto doing its metaphorical cha-cha in the sign of Aquarius. Now, you might be thinking, "Wait a minute, isn't Pluto that planet we dumped then decided was okay again?" Yes, indeed, my fellow space nerds! But let me tell you, Pluto doesn't hold grudges. It's too busy doing its thing - shedding off old identities like a snake sheds its skin, only with less hissing and more cosmic energy.
So, what does it mean for us Earthlings when Pluto starts tangoing with Aquarius? Well, let’s get ready for a planetary renovation! We're not talking about changing the wallpaper or adding a new rug. Nope, we're talking about tearing down the walls and rebuilding from the ground up. This isn’t your grandma’s home makeover show; this is Extreme Makeover: Universe Edition.
Aquarius, the sign of progress and innovation, joining forces with Pluto, the planet of transformation, is like when Batman teamed up with Superman. Expect some worldwide changes in science, technology, and don't forget - Space travel! Elon Musk, eat your heart out.
But it's not all about tech and rockets, my friends. We're also looking at a huge potential shift in civil rights and humanitarianism. It’s as if Pluto and Aquarius are joining hands and singing Kumbaya at the top of their cosmic lungs. Those who value cooperation and empathy will find themselves on the VIP list of this cosmic party. So, let's put aside our squabbles and start practicing our group hugs, shall we?
On a personal level, dear star gazers, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to rethink our place in the Universe. It's asking us to look beyond our own noses and think about the bigger picture. It’s as if Pluto is saying, "Hey, why not trade that selfie stick for a telescope?"
So, the question is, will we answer the call? Will we embrace this cosmic shake-up and use it as an opportunity to grow, both individually and collectively? Well, I don't know about you, but I'm dusting off my dancing shoes and getting ready to groove with the cosmos. Pluto in Aquarius, let's boogie!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 14 Ari 58' 16" |
| Moon | 12 Aqu 30' 47" |
| Mercury | 26 Ari 54' 21" R |
| Venus | 28 Pis 53' 03" |
| Mars | 09 Pis 33' 03" |
| Jupiter | 18 Tau 03' 29" |
| Saturn | 13 Pis 57' 50" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 56' 40" |
| Neptune | 28 Pis 01' 37" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 54' 44" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
Venus
Venus Conjunct Neptune
Your romantic idealism might be activated today. You are feeling particularly idealistic now and you need to keep your feet on the ground. You are feeling very unselfish, but don't let others take advantage of you. Sometimes you need to say no. Don't let daydreams and fantasies cloud your perceptions and decisions. Don't place all your trust now in any one person or thing. Stay alert. Combine art and music with your imagination and let that be an escape from everyday cares.Those with Venus in conjunction to Neptune in their birth chart are generally sensitive, creative, and attractive people. An impractical nature when it comes to love, money, and personal possessions is notable, even if Venus-Neptune people approach the rest of their lives in a more sensible manner. They are giving, and usually “give” more than they receive in close personal relationships, ready to make sacrifices for the one they love, generally loyal, and exceedingly kind-hearted. Sentimental and compassionate, natives with Venus conjunct Neptune are easily touched by others’ kindness, music, poetry, dance, and most any art that evokes emotion. Some might say they are gullible in love, as they are inclined to forgive easily and trust that others are as good-hearted as they are. They may attract people who take advantage of their giving nature, or who elude commitment, or who are troubled or needy.As ready as they are to forgive, they are also easily hurt, and even shocked, in matters of the heart. They dislike crude, rude, and crass behavior and situations. Still, they are drawn to love relationships like moth to flame. Their imaginations and fantasy worlds are rich, and Venus-Neptune people believe that there is something out there for them, even after disappointments. There’s an ethereal or mysterious quality to them that is subtly seductive and very attractive. As loving as they are, there is an ethereal and universal quality to their love that keeps them oddly out of reach, yearning for something magical and ideal, that can make their lovers feel strangely excluded–their love almost borders on impersonal. These very creative people are often artists.Alternate Interpretations:^Love is the force that shapes and sustains your life with Venus conjunct Neptune. Your romantic nature inspires you to believe in the ultimate possibilities of love, and you may have very definitive fantasies about loving. When you’re in love, your compassion knows no bounds. You may feel that you could sacrifice anything for the man you love, and sometimes do. Yearning for a soul mate, you expect the same high ideals from your partner, although you may not always find them. Your emotional boundaries can be quite flexible, which allows you to feel what others are feeling, but which can also be confusing when you’re trying to determine what’s going on with you individually. You may not always feel confident taking the initiative in love, and may spend more time fantasizing about possibilities than you spend acting on your desires. You need a love which honors your spirituality and sensitivity, and need to safeguard against falling into situations which would abuse your kindhearted care and concern. From the Astrology Profile for Women report.*You are very romantic, idealistic, and imaginative about love. You yearn for your “true love” or “soul mate” and may become disappointed in others who never quite live up to your dream image of the perfect lover. You frequently fantasize about love and often fall in love with someone you can only love from afar. You may avoid making a definite personal commitment. Gentle and sensitive, you do not like to be approached in a very direct or aggressive manner. You are attracted to those with artistic or mystical inclinations.#You tend to fool yourself where change is concerned. Thus, you are able to drift into and out of spiritual grace without even knowing it. Don’t mistake erotic dreams for the energy of tantra, and distinguish your personal desires from the teaching itself. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Neptune: Kirk Cameron (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Pierre Cardin (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Diahann Caroll (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Jimmy Carter (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Paul Cezanne (Venus conjunct Neptune in Aquarius), Bill Clinton (Venus conjunct Neptune and Mars in Libra), Bo Derek (Venus in late Libra conjunct Neptune in early Scorpio), Jodie Foster (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Sophia Loren (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Robert Redford (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Christopher Reeve (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Meg Ryan (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Cheryl Tiegs (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Barbara Walters (Venus in late Leo conjunct Neptune in early Virgo).Jupiter
