"Aries, Brace Yourselves for an Intergalactic Rollercoaster: Even Jack O'Neill's Sarcasm Can't Save You This Week!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"
"Great Scott, Aries! A Temporal Cosmic Flux Approaches: Time to Charge Your Flux Capacitors and Ignite Your Inner Fire!"
