"Aries, prepare your spacesuits! Hilarity supernovas inbound as cosmic chuckles charge your warp drive this month!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Lo and Behold, Moon Swims from Piscean Depths to Aries' Fiery Embrace: Galactic Shenanigans Ensue!"
"Aries, Oh Aries! Galactic Guide Forecasts a Wild Ride through Time, Space, and Vegan Potlucks - Don't Forget Your Towel!"
"Aries, this week: Expect cosmic confusion, space-time snafus, and interstellar irony as Mars takes a retrograde joyride in a stolen Galactic Federation cruiser!"
"Starfleet Command Alert: Aries, Engage Warp Speed on the Highway of Love and Watch Your Phaser Settings for Unprecedented Cosmic Shenanigans!"
