"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Replicant: It's Not About Chasing Unicorns, it's the Origami Unicorns that Will Shape Your Destiny!"

"Virgo, brace for a cosmic conga line of planets! Might want to keep the Sonic Screwdriver handy!"

"Virgo, your Planets are More Aligned than a Perfectly Balanced Spreadsheet: It's Time to Chill!"

"Virgo's Voyage: Perfect Time for a Holodeck Spring Cleaning, Just Don't Ask Neelix to Cook!"

"Virgo, this week you're gonna shoot first, ask questions later - just like your ol' buddy Han Solo! May the cosmic forces be less fickle than a Wookie's temper!"