Virgo Report

"Virgos! Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Dust Clean-Up: Your OCD Meets Mercury Retrograde!"

The next Virgo will start in 264 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 236 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 246 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! So, as Marty McFly would say, "You're not thinking 4th dimensionally!" My geeky astrologer brain tells me that the Third Quarter Moon is about 20.4 days old. In layman's terms, this baby is more mature than a fine wine and as old as some of my favorite classic rock songs. Now, the Third Quarter phase is all about release and forgiveness, like when Doc forgave Marty for messing with the space-time continuum...again. It’s a time to let go of the things that no longer serve you. So, if you've been holding onto your flux capacitor waiting for it to take you back to your glory days, maybe it's time to pass it on to the next budding time traveler. This phase is also about reflection, my Virgo friend. It's like looking in the rearview mirror of the DeLorean at 88mph. Take a moment to contemplate your journey. Have you made like a tree and left what doesn't align with your future? Now, I know being a perfectionist is your thing, but remember when Marty had to play "Johnny B. Goode" at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance without knowing all the chords? Yeah, sometimes you just have to wing it and trust in yourself. So buckle up, Virgos, because this moon phase is going to be as thrilling as a hoverboard ride! Just remember, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one." #VirgoVibes #AstrologyHumor #BackToTheFuture #ThirdQuarterMoon #MakeLikeATree #HoverboardHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-03-12-2023)