"Y'all Taurus folks better hold onto your pants, 'cause the stars are alignin' for some cow-tippin', space-hoppin' adventures this month!"
Taurus is the second astrological sign in the present zodiac. It spans the 30–60th degree of the zodiac. It is an earth sign like Virgo and Capricorn. It is a sign with a Fixed modality like Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius.
"Robo-Bovines Rejoice! Taurus, It's Time to Charge into a Cybernetic Love Revolution, Outsmart the Cosmos and Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"
"Taureans, It's Time to Get Your Bull-ony Detector Ready!" - a quirky forecast by the one and only Nerdstrology.
"Big sky says Taurus be like a bull in a china shop, but don't worry, you'll break only what needs breaking."
"Attention Taurans: Your bull-headedness and stubbornness will pay off this month, but be warned - don't charge blindly into situations or you might end up with a horn in your side!"
