Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the TARDIS Can't Shield From the Bullish Overdrive of Cosmic Energies This Week!"

The next Taurus will start in 123 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 149 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 133 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 173 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

"Babylon 5 calling all you Taurus folks! First of all, let's address the elephant in the room - or rather, the two elephants. Yes, Jupiter and Uranus are both having a bit of a backward boogie in your sign at the moment. Picture them like two nerdy scientists who've gotten lost in a convention center - they're a bit confused, but still having a blast. Jupiter is the expansionist of the zodiac, the Santa Claus of planets. In retrograde, he's like Santa on a diet. The gifts are still coming, but they may not be as extravagant as usual. But hey, who said happiness can't be found in a pair of socks or a good book? Uranus, on the other hand, is the rebel, the innovator. In retrograde, it’s like Spock decided to let his Vulcan hair down and start a punk rock band. Expect some strange ideas to pop in your head, but remember, even the wildest concepts have their place. Maybe that eco-friendly, solar-powered toaster isn't such a bad idea after all? With the First Quarter moon being 6.9 days old, it’s like a teenager in its awkward phase. It's not quite full, not quite new, just hanging there in the sky like a celestial zit. But remember, even in this phase, the moon is still powerful. Like that teenager, it's full of potential and possibility. So, pull up your cosmic bootstraps, Taurus. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the unexpected gifts, and let your inner genius shine. It's a wild ride, but if anyone can handle it, it's you! Remember, the stars don’t control us, they’re merely suggestive. So, whether you’re harnessing the power of Jupiter’s generosity, Uranus’s innovation, or the moon’s potential, ultimately, you’re the captain of your own spaceship. #TaurusPower #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #FirstQuarterMoon #Babylon5Astrology #CosmicChaos"

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-19-12-2023)