Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, but Don't Panic, You Haven't Entered a Parallel Universe (Yet!)"
"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"
"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Stars Align More Erratically Than Dave Bowman's Hal 9000 Reboot Attempts!"
