Scorpio Report

"Mercury Retrograde or Alien Invasion? Scorpio's Peculiar Planetary Pickle in the Cosmic Sandwich!"

The next Scorpio will start in 239 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 230 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 209 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

"Beep Boop Beep Beep, Scorpio! Translating from Droidese, that's a warm 'Hello'! This Waning Gibbous moon, now 17.3 days old, (or 413.2 hours, not that I am counting... #TimeIsRelative #DroidLife) is casting a spotlight on your mysterious side. You're feeling as deep and intense as the Death Star trench, aren't you? Well, that's classic Scorpio for you! But don't worry, there's no Luke Skywalker trying to drop a bomb in your exhaust port... at least not today. The celestial energies are suggesting it's time for some self-reflection. Just like how R2-D2 has to routinely defrag his hard drives, you too, should sort out your emotional files. #SelfCare #NerdAnalogy With Mars, your ruling planet, acting like a hyperdrive malfunctioning, you might feel a bit more confrontational than usual. Resist the urge to go full Darth Vader on your coworkers or friends. Remember, even droids need to cool down their circuits now and then, especially when they have been running on overdrive. Beep Beep Boop - that's 'Keep your chin up, Scorpio!' in droid language. The force is strong with you. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #ScorpioSquad"

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-27-02-2024)