Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Tremendous Cosmic Shifts Ahead, We're Gonna Win Bigly in the Stars, Folks!"

The next Scorpio will start in 170 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 168 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 212 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 158 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, Scorpios! The universe is serving up a delightful cosmic casserole for you this full moon, which is currently at a ripe old age of 16.5 days! Feel the gravitational pull? I assure you, this isn't just because of that funky moon cheese. 🧀🌕 This week, as President Laura Roslin would say, it's time to buckle up and embrace your inner Commander Adama. You may not be leading a ragtag fleet of survivors through space, but you've certainly got some challenges to overcome and decisions to make. So why not do it with style? And maybe a cool leather jacket. 😎 As a true Scorpio, you're known for your resourcefulness, passion, and, let's be honest, your occasional stubbornness. (You might've made a great Cylon in another life.) But now's the time to channel your intensity into making the universe a better place. Start by rescuing a stray kitten or saving humanity from extinction. Your choice, really! 🚀 Remember, my dear Scorpios, that the power of friendship and unity will guide you through the darkness of space, so be open to connecting with others. Don't let any potential Gaius Baltar-types lead you astray, though. Trust your instincts and keep an eye on those sneaky Capricans. 👀 So say we all, Scorpios! Here are some hashtags to help you navigate the stars this full moon: #FullMoonFever #ScorpioSeason #CosmicCasserole #BattlestarAstrology #TrustTheProcess #SaveTheKittensOrHumanity #SoSayWeAll May the light of the stars guide you on your journey, and don't forget to watch out for those frakkin' toasters! 🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-07-05-2023)