"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Galactic Potholes and Cosmic Speed Bumps - It’s Not a Parallel Universe, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Got a Case of Cosmic Hiccups - It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!"
"Sagittarius Forecast: A Meteor Shower of Good Fortune is Headed Your Way, but Don't Worry, It'll Probably Miss!"
"Sagittarius, Get Your Bow Ready: This Week, the Universe is More Confusing than Quantum Physics on a Hangover!"
