Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Chaos, as Mercury Retrogrades and Jupiter Calls in Sick!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 267 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 248 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 232 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Sagittarius, buckle up! The waning gibbous moon is 19.1 days old - that's almost as old as the last time you dusted off your social life, isn't it? I kid, I kid. But seriously, it's time to break out of your comfort zone and put yourself out there. Mars is in Aries right now, which basically means it's like a cosmic espresso shot: full of energy, passion, and a little bit of impulsivity. So, grab life by the joystick and play that game of chance you've been avoiding. It might be dicey, but hey, isn't life just one big roll of the astrological dice? With Venus in Gemini, relationships could be a bit like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle. Not impossible, but definitely requires some skill. Remember, balance is key. And maybe wear some flame-retardant pants, just in case. Saturn hanging out in Aquarius is giving you a bit of a nerdy vibe. Embrace it! Go full Einstein mode; mess up your hair, forget your socks, dive deep into your interests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon your own theory of relativity... or at least find a new binge-worthy sci-fi series. In conclusion, Sagittarius, this is your week to embrace the chaos, dance with the unexpected, and maybe invent a new kind of quantum physics (or at least a killer guacamole recipe). The universe is yours for the taking. #SagittariusSwagger #AstrologyAntics #NerdyByNature #QuantumQuirks #GuacamoleGalaxy

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-29-02-2024)