Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Blast Off: Your Planets are Aligning in a Galactic Game of Dodgeball!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 242 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 5 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 223 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 207 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey, Sagittarius! The cosmos, in its infinite wisdom and glory, has one message for you this week: Chillax. I'm serious! With the full moon at 14.8 days old (yeah, I counted, I've got a lot of free time), it's waxing like a surfer on a cosmic wave. You're feeling that lunar energy, aren't you? That's right, you're not just imagining things. No, your cat didn't spike your green tea with something. The Moon, in all her radiant glory, is sending vibes your way that are stronger than a triple espresso shot from Starbucks. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is doing the cha-cha in the outer space disco right now. It's telling you to expand your horizons, maybe even take up knitting or... mushroom foraging? Yes, it's as hippy as it sounds. But hey, who am I to judge? I once tried to open a vegan taco food truck on Mars. This is a time for exploration, Sagittarius. Not necessarily of the 'pack-your-bags and conquer-Mount-Everest' kind, but more along the lines of 'let's-see-what-happens-if-I-mix-these-two-smoothie-flavors-together'. Now, don't go too wild. Remember, curiosity did kill the cat... but satisfaction brought it back. So, dear Sagittarius, let your curiosity lead the way, but don't forget to keep your feet on the ground. You're an archer, not an astronaut (unless you really are an astronaut, then, by all means, ignore this part). Long story short, this week is about embracing the weird, the wonderful, and the downright wacky. So, grab life by the handlebars and pedal your way through the cosmic bike path that is your destiny. You've got this, Sagittarius! #SagittariusVibes #CosmicChaCha #MoonEnergy #MushroomForaging #CuriosityKilledTheCatButSatisfactionBroughtItBack Remember, keep looking up... but don't trip over anything on the ground.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-25-03-2024)