Sagittarius Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Stars Suggest a Stellar Week Ahead, If You Can Dodge The Asteroids of Life Like You're in a Galactic Federation Video Game!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 245 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 226 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 210 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, my adventurous Sagittarius, let's see what the cosmos have in store for you! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 12.1 days old, it's not quite ready to show us all its secrets, kind of like you when you're two drinks into a party, am I right? This period is all about reflection and refinement, just like your high school prom pictures. It's time to take a hard look at yourself and decide if that mullet was really worth it. Metaphorically, of course. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is doing the celestial equivalent of a double backflip, so expect big changes ahead. And by changes, I mean more surprises than the season finale of your favorite Sci-Fi show. #NoSpoilersPlease Use this time to stretch those metaphorical wings of yours and fly towards the unknown. And by unknown, I mean that new Thai place down the street you've been too afraid to try. Go for it, my dear Archer, the stars are practically screaming "Pad Thai!" #TakeOutTuesday Remember, Sagittarius, the universe rewards the brave, and with Jupiter on your side, there's no challenge too big (or too spicy). So, embrace the unexpected, just like the surprise of finding out your sunglasses were on your head all along. #FacepalmMoment Stay stellar, Sagittarius. The universe has got your back, even when your sense of direction doesn't. #LostInSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-22-03-2024)