"Great Scott! Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Through a Cosmic Sea of Love and Creativity!"

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"

"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"

"Pisces, prepare for interstellar interference! Neptune's acting up again and Mercury's in retrograde. Maybe it's time to build that underwater base you've always dreamed of!"