"Great Scott! Pisces, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: Retrograde in Your Future Brings a Blast from the Past!"

"Drokk! Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Tsunami of Emotions as Neptune Rides a Hoverboard through Your Sign!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! The Universe is About to Send You on a Roller Coaster Ride of Emotions...and No, It's Not Because Your Favourite Sci-Fi Show Got Cancelled!"

"Pisces, this week you'll be 'phoning home' to your emotional side more than E.T. on a long-distance call!"

"Pisces: Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Sea, But Don't Forget Your Galactic Snorkel!"