"Libras Rejoice (or Don't, I'm Just a Depressed Robot): Cosmic Balance Brings Fleeting Harmony to Your Chaotic Existence, Until the Inevitable Entropic Collapse"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libras Rejoice (or Don't, I'm Just a Depressed Robot): Cosmic Balance Brings Fleeting Harmony to Your Chaotic Existence, Until the Inevitable Entropic Collapse"
"Libra, prepare to balance your cosmic scales as the Universe serves up a groovy plate of karmic quiche, sprinkled with stardust and a side of quantum giggles!"
"Attention Libra Space Monkeys: Buckle up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha Through the Stars with Twists, Turns, and Dramatic Flips of Fortune!"