Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Whirlwind Week of Cosmic Twists, Quantum Quirks and Accidental Conquests of Parallel Universes!"

The next Gemini will start in 116 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 22 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 130 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 119 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 177 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 121 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Oh, Gemini, you dynamic duo of the zodiac! With the moon currently at a robust 15.3 days, we're talking more full than a hipster's artisanal coffee cup on a Sunday morning. Mars is in your house this week, and no, I don't mean it's sitting on your couch, hogging the remote and eating all your vegan snacks. It's time to take action, make decisions, and perhaps even conquer a few metaphorical lands. Just remember, unlike in Monopoly, flipping the board over in frustration is generally frowned upon in real life. Venus is also doing a little jig in your social sector. This could mean some quality bonding moments with your favorite humans, or maybe even a romantic interest. If someone offers you an avocado toast or a soy latte, accept it, it's the universe saying "hey, let's chat". But beware - Mercury is in retrograde, playing havoc with technology and communication. If your computer starts acting like it's possessed by an alien entity, don't panic! It's probably not Skynet becoming self-aware...probably. Just remember to back up your work, or you might end up having to rewrite that thesis on the cultural significance of Star Trek, again. So, strap on your funkiest Birkenstocks, charge your crystals in the moonlight, and get ready for a week of planetary partying, Gemini style. It's going to be out of this world! #GeminiVibes #MarsIsInTheHouse #VeganSnacks #MercuryRetrograde #StarTrekThesis #FullMoonFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 07:22:01 (gem-26-01-2024)