Gemini Report

"Get Ready Gemini! Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Quantum Double Whammy, or as I Call It - Schrödinger's Cat in Retrograde!"

The next Gemini will start in 149 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini tomorrow, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 163 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 152 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 210 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 154 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Gemini! The Waxing Gibbous moon is now 12.1 days old, which in planetary terms, is like being 21 and finally able to legally get drunk on moonshine! 🌔🥳 Under this lunar phase, your communication skills are on steroids, so it's time to channel your inner public speaker. You know, the one who only comes out when you're arguing about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better. (It's Star Trek, by the way. Don't @ me, Gemini.) 🚀👽 Expect some serious cosmic energy downloads this week. I'm talking major broadband speeds here, not that dial-up nonsense. This might manifest as a sudden urge to organize your comic book collection, or perhaps an inexplicable desire to debate the merits of quinoa over couscous. Whatever form it takes, embrace the madness, my dear Twin! 🌀🤓 Beware of miscommunication though. Mercury, your ruling planet, has been acting up lately - probably still upset about being demoted from a planet to a...wait, that was Pluto. Never mind. Just remember, text messages can be misinterpreted, and no one wants to have an argument about the correct pronunciation of "GIF." (It’s with a hard G, folks. Fight me.) 💬💥 In conclusion, Gemini, use this time to let your geek flag fly, send those subliminal messages, and maybe even throw in a bit of interpretive dance. When life hands you a Waxing Gibbous moon, you make moon-ade! 🌔🍹 #GeminiGibbousGlow #MoonlitMadness #GeekChic #StarTrekOverStarWars #QuinoaVsCouscous #HardGforGIF

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