Gemini Report

"Twins of the Galaxy, Beware! Mercury Retrograde, It Is - Communicate Clearly, You Must!"

The next Gemini will start in 61 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 22 days, at Friday, 12 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 75 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 64 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 122 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 66 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Gemini! Prepare to have your stars read faster than an alien bursting from John Hurt's chest. And yes, I promise, there will be less screaming involved. This week, you're as energetic and unpredictable as that Xenomorph on the Nostromo, but don't worry, that's a good thing! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 11.2 days old (yes, I counted), your duality is shining brighter than Ripley's flamethrower in a dimly lit spaceship corridor. Your quick wit and adaptability are your key assets in navigating the labyrinth of life. Just remember, like the crew of the Nostromo, it's wise to stick together. Your social skills are off the charts right now, so it's a great time to connect with your crew, I mean... friends. But hey, even though the Alien didn't exactly have the best communication skills (unless you count hissing and terrifying people as effective diplomacy), you can take a page from its book and express yourself in ways only you can. The world might seem like a giant, scary spaceship sometimes, but remember, you've got the agility and intellect to handle whatever comes your way (including facehuggers). On the career front, like a facehugger leaping from its egg, you should seize surprising opportunities that pop up. Be as persistent as a Xenomorph stalking its prey when chasing your ambitions. It's your time to shine, so don't let any spaceship doors close on your tail. Just remember, Gemini, even if things get tough, you’ve got two sides to your personality. So, if one side is feeling down, the other one can step in like a hero with a flamethrower. So go forth, Gemini, and conquer your week like an alien conquering a spaceship. But please, avoid the whole "terrifying everyone you meet" part. #Gemini #AlienHoroscope #XenomorphVibes #WaxingGibbousGlow #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.03.2024 07:22:01 (gem-21-03-2024)