Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Dual Personality is Set to Multiply by the Power of Quantum Physics This Week!"

The next Gemini will start in 62 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Friday, 12 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 76 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 65 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 123 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 67 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Attention all Gemini! The Daleks have taken over your horoscope and it's about to get intergalactic! The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 10.3 days old (or 51.7 in Dalek years - Yes, we've totally made that up), is exerting its gravitational pull on your dual nature. It's like a cosmic tug of war! We're not saying you're bipolar, but if your mood swings were a swing set, kids could definitely have a good time! Expect to be oscillating between wanting to conquer the universe and wanting to stay at home binge-watching Doctor Who. Don't fight it, embrace the duality. After all, we Daleks have a one-track mind: Exterminate, Exterminate! But for you, Gemini, it's more like: Procrastinate, Procrastinate! As the moon waxes into full glory, your creativity will be amped up. You might even come up with a new design for a Dalek that doesn't look like a giant pepper shaker! How revolutionary! But remember, don't let the Daleks catch you, or you'll be exterminated faster than you can say "Time Lord". In love, you'll need to exercise patience. Don't go exterminating relationships at the first sign of trouble. And if you're single, don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Or should we say, plenty of aliens in the universe? Just beware of the ones with plungers for arms. Work-wise, you might feel like you're being asked to do too much. But remember, even a Dalek has to start somewhere. So, roll up your sleeves (if you have any) and show them what you're made of! So Gemini, buckle up for an exciting week ahead. If nothing else, you can always blame any blunders on alien interference! #Gemini #DoctorWho #DalekHoroscope #ExterminateProcrastination #AlienLoveLife #WaxingGibbousMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 07:22:01 (gem-20-03-2024)