Gemini Report

"Hiding in the Trees of Uncertainty? Gemini, Time to Blast Your Plasma Cannon of Positivity!"

The next Gemini will start in 218 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 232 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 221 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 279 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 223 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Well, hello there, Gemini! As the new moon is just a toddler at 1.5 days old, it's clearly time to grab your cloak of invisibility and sneak around like our favorite dreadlocked extraterrestrial, The Predator. The universe is whispering sweet nothings in your ears (or whatever equivalent The Predator has - I'm pretty sure we're talking about ultrasonic frequencies here), encouraging you to take up some stalking... I mean, networking. With Mercury in your sign, your communication skills are sharper than a Predator's retractable wrist blades. Use them wisely and refrain from any intergalactic trophy hunting, unless it's for that promotion you've been eyeing. Also, remember when The Predator used mud to hide his thermal signature? Well, you don't need to go rolling around in the mud (unless that's your thing, no judgement here), but do keep low-key this week. It's not about hiding, it's about observing, learning, and waiting for the right moment to strike. And hey, avoid any muscly dudes with big guns, especially if they start yelling, "Get to the chopper!" We all know how that ended for our alien friend. Stay balanced, my dear Gemini, and remember: "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Metaphorically speaking, of course. Unless you're dealing with a mosquito. In that case, go nuts. #GeminiPredator #AstroAlienVibes #NewMoonShenanigans #CosmicCamouflage #DontForgetYourPlasmaCaster Remember, the stars might influence our life, but it's us who decide what to do with it. Stay groovy, Gemini!

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.10.2023 07:22:01 (gem-16-10-2023)