Gemini Report

"Mercury Retrograde Calls for a 'Ctrl+Z' on Life: Gemini's Unofficial Guide to Cosmic Glitches!"

The next Gemini will start in 188 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 12 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 202 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 191 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 249 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 193 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 1.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ah, Gemini! The sign of the twins. Or should I say, "Timey Wimey Wibbly Wobbly Twins," as I'm sure a certain Time Lord would opine. You see, in our universe (which is definitely bigger on the inside), your horoscope is as unpredictable as a sonic screwdriver meeting an unexpected Dalek! With the Waxing Crescent moon just 1.9 days old, it's practically a newborn, all shiny and bright-eyed, ready to cause havoc or save the day - just like you, my dear Geminis. This week, expect surprising twists and turns in your storyline, worthy of a TARDIS detour through the cosmos. In the realm of work, perhaps? Look out for opportunities hiding behind the metaphorical perception filter. Or they could be lurking in your social life, disguised as a normal human being when they're really a Gallifreyan in disguise. As for love, well, it's safe to say that Cupid may have been meddling with his bow and arrow again. Expect some romantic revelations that will make your hearts (yes, plural, because you're Gemini after all) flutter like a Cyberman discovering emotions. Remember, Gemini, just like a good episode of Doctor Who, life is about enjoying the journey, not just reaching the destination...unless that destination is a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Then you might want to reconsider. Stay groovy, Gemini, and keep your sonic screwdriver at the ready. #GeminiGallifreyan #DoctorWhoVibes #WaxingCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 07:22:01 (gem-15-11-2023)