Gemini Report

"Twins, Brace Yourselves: Mercury Retrograde Approaching Faster than a Reaver on a Hovercraft!"

The next Gemini will start in 127 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 6 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 141 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 130 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 188 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 132 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Ah, Gemini! The twins of the Zodiac. Just like McKay and his cloned self, it's a constant party with you guys. Or is it a debate? Well, it depends on the day. With the Waxing Crescent moon at 4.3 days old (it's so adorable at this age, isn't it?), your energy will be as bouncy as Carter after three cups of coffee. I mean, do you really need all that energy? Isn't it enough to have two brains in one body? This week, you'll find yourself attracted to shiny objects, just like our beloved kleptomaniac alien, me. No, not diamonds or gold. We're talking about new ideas, new projects, and new tech gadgets. Remember that time I couldn’t resist the allure of an Ancient device and ended up with Kull warrior superpowers? Yeah, fun times. So, just be careful not to overdo it. On the bright side, with all this youthful moon energy, you'll have the courage of Teal’c facing down a squadron of Replicators. No, you won't need a staff weapon, just your sharp wit and quick thinking. Remember, balance is your friend. The universe doesn't need another Anubis, and neither do we. So, here's your mission: Keep the peace between your two halves, don't let the shiny objects distract you too much, and channel your inner warrior when necessary. You're a Gemini. You were born for this. #GeminiGrit #StargateStyle #WaxingCrescentCraziness #DoubleTroubleTwinsies

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