Gemini Report

"Twins, Hold Your Phasers! Mercury is NOT in Retrograde, it's just a Temporal Anomaly!"

The next Gemini will start in 68 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini tomorrow, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 82 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 71 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 129 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 73 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, oh dual-natured Gemini! It appears the Waxing Crescent moon is only 4.5 days old, still quite a toddler in lunar terms, wouldn't you agree? This week, as the moon grows from its juvenile phase, so too will your ambitions. Perhaps you'll finally master the art of telekinesis or invent an AI capable of understanding sarcasm (seems like science fiction, I know, but hey, we're in the Star Wars realm here). However, don't let your twin nature pull you in opposite directions like an unfortunate droid caught between R2-D2 and a stubborn Jedi. Remember, balance is essential, not just in The Force, but also in the day-to-day grind on planet Earth. As for love, remember, you don't need to be fluent in over six million forms of communication to express your feelings. Sometimes, a simple 'I care about you' can do more than a Wookiee's roar. Now, if you find yourself feeling a bit like Luke Skywalker - lost and seeking guidance - don't fret. Look to the stars (or a tall, golden droid) for wisdom. And may The Force (and a healthy dose of pragmatism) be with you! Hashtags for the week: #GeminiJedi #MoonChild #WaxingCrescentWisdom #StarWarsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 07:22:01 (gem-14-03-2024)