Gemini Report

"Twins on the Astral Roller Coaster: Gemini, Hold onto Your Nebulas, It's a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Week Ahead!"

The next Gemini will start in 75 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 89 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 78 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 136 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 80 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Gemini! As your friendly neighborhood astrologer and part-time intergalactic tour guide, I'm here to give you the lowdown on your celestial forecast. Now, pay attention, because this involves more calculations than your last tax return, and we all know how that went! The Waning Crescent moon, currently at "I've seen better days" level of 26 days old, is playing peek-a-boo in your starry sky. It's like that one last slice of pizza that you're saving for later, only to find out your roommate ate it. Frustrating right? But hey, don't worry, every waning phase has a waxing one. It's the cosmic version of Netflix's "Circle of Life". Up next, we've got a full moon coming your way on the 25th of March, 2024, at precisely 7:01:37. Yes, you heard that right, 7:01:37. Not a second too soon or late. The universe is nothing if not punctual. This ain't no hippie drum circle that starts whenever the vibes feel right. This full moon is going to illuminate your life like a cosmic spotlight, shedding light on those hidden corners of your psyche. It's like when you finally find your missing socks under the bed, except these are metaphorical socks of self-awareness. You're welcome. So, get ready to face the music, or in this case, the moonlight. And remember, as daunting as it might seem, it's just the universe's version of spring cleaning. So grab your metaphysical mop and bucket, Gemini. It's time to get your cosmic house in order! Remember, the stars may guide us, but it’s up to you to steer the spaceship. May your journey be as smooth as a fresh jar of Nutella! #GeminiLife #MoonMagic #CosmicCleansing #AstrologyHumor #DaveBowmanStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.03.2024 07:22:02 (gem-07-03-2024)