Gemini Report

"Gemini, Your Love Life's About to Go Supernova...Better Grab a Heat Shield!"

The next Gemini will start in 198 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 22 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 212 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 201 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 259 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 203 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, my galactic Geminis! It's time to twiddle your sonic screwdrivers and adjust your bow ties because your horoscope is in. I hope you're feeling as dualistic as ever because the Third Quarter moon, currently as ripe as a 22.1 day old cheese wheel, is shining down on you. This week, it’s all about introspection. But don't worry, I’m not asking you to dive into the Silence or challenge a Dalek to a staring contest. No, no, you're simply being asked to reflect on your choices. Remember, not every decision needs to be as dramatic as choosing between fish fingers and custard! Around midweek, you might feel like you're stuck in a time loop, repeating the same tasks over and over again. Don't panic! It's not a Weeping Angel messing with your timeline. Just another Wednesday. Take this as an opportunity to shake things up. Wear a fez to work. Why? Well, fezzes are cool! Romantically speaking, you may be feeling more flirty than Captain Jack Harkness at an intergalactic bar. Go ahead and embrace it, but remember: love isn't just about timey-wimey stuff and grand gestures. Sometimes, it's about holding hands and watching the stars... or helping to save the universe from a rogue Cyberman invasion. Remember, Geminis, the universe is big, vast, complicated, and ridiculous. And also, this is important, so pay attention: a lot more fun when you stop trying to make it make sense. #GeminiLife #WhovianHoroscope #FezzesAreCool #TimeyWimeyStuff #Geronimo!

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.11.2023 07:22:02 (gem-05-11-2023)