"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"
Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac, originating from the constellation of Capricornus. It spans the 270–300th degree of the zodiac, corresponding to celestial longitude.
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"Logical Conclusions and Goat-like Ambitions: Capricorn’s Fortnightly Forecast - Now with 87.6% More Predictive Models and Klingon Proverbs!"
